18 ➴ [voice]

[recurve]

Sooooo. Bad news, guys. Max Gibson ported out this morning. I'm optimistic that she'll be back soon, but you know how it goes around here. I won't be holding my breath.

Anyways, in less depressing news — or more, depending on your perspective — Valentine's Day is just one week away. What're your plans, Network? Anyone up for an anti-date night?

Comments

[incywincyhero]

Well, shucks. Fingers crossed, right?

[recurve]

Toes, too. This place won't be nearly as awesome without her around.

[incywincyhero]

I'm flexible, I can do toes.

You doing all right?

[recurve]

I've been better. Losing a roomie is a pretty crappy way to start off the month.

[incywincyhero]

Yeah, I've been there. You okay for rent, at least?

[recurve]

I think we'll be okay, just as long as April stops inviting Electro to spend the night.

[incywincyhero]

... I must need to clean out my ears. Because I know you didn't just say the name I heard you say.

[recurve]

If you heard Electro, rest assured your aural hygiene is just fine.

[incywincyhero]

What the heck is it with that guy and his love life?! First Mockingbird, now this April girl... is there something about starfish scars that I'm just not getting?

[recurve]

You are asking the absolute wrong person. I think he's creepy, plus he's really obnoxious.

[incywincyhero]

You don't need to tell me twice. Urgh.

[recurve]

I just want him to not be in my apartment when I wake up.

[incywincyhero]

D'you have a roommate agreement? 'Cause if there's any situation that'd call for one, it's supervillains doing the walk of shame.

[recurve]

I'm thinking we should probably draft one at this point. It's getting to be a problem.

[incywincyhero]

... With Electro in particular, or supervillains in general? 'Cause if it's the second, that... takes liking bad boys to a whole new level.

[recurve]

Electro specifically, but she's got this habit of bringing strangers home. It's a little... look, I don't judge what she does most of the time, but it might not be safe to bring random people home!

[incywincyhero]

Hey, I get you. In principle or specifically. I mean, I've never had a roommate let a supervillain into our apartment [-- no, just one who was a supervillain, and blew up the apartment himself --] but I get you.

[recurve]

It's not just a matter of safety. It's also about respect.

[incywincyhero]

[He's waving his hands soothingly.] You won't find me arguing with that.