013 :: So Damn Pretty (Should Be Against the Law) [voice]

[undeadsidekick]

[There's non-descript ambient city noise in the background. Jason's outside, and it's obviously a pretty public place, but other than that, there are no specific cues as to what part of town he's in.]

Hey Network!

Who has two thumbs and an official warrant out for his arrest?

... This guy.

[There's a few more seconds of people talking around him, the sounds of a typical Saturday night, and then the feed cuts. At least you were spared the hideous 80s music this time.]

Comments

[symmachy]

Congratulations.

[undeadsidekick]

Thank you, I try.

[symmachy]

Doing anything special for the occasion?

[undeadsidekick]

Not really. I haven't decided if I want to make an occasion out of it.

[symmachy]

I think announcing it to the network automatically makes it an occasion. But I could be mistaken.

[undeadsidekick]

People announce it to the network when they blow their nose. That doesn't make it an occasion.

[symmachy]

[snort]

No matter how much they want it to be. At any rate, what's it for?

[undeadsidekick]

I shot someone. Weirdly enough, they're more concerned about the gun than the actual victim.

[symmachy]

[jason no]

Was it some sort of special gun?

[undeadsidekick]

Unregistered .45. Apparently that's interesting nowadays. Who knew?

[symmachy]

The CPD, obviously.

[undeadsidekick]

Cute, but your delivery still needs work.

[symmachy]

I suppose my age has me out of practice.

[undeadsidekick]

I thought experience was supposed to equal improvement.

[symmachy]

I have other strengths to make up for it.

[undeadsidekick]

That's cryptic. And kind of begging for innuendo.

[symmachy]

Just as planned.