http://bestmachine.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bestmachine.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2010-12-02 08:36 pm

first. voice.

[The recording opens with the low murmur of voice over voice, conservation over conservation. Indoors. Glasses clink together. It's the hum of a crowd: a party. Sloppy stringed instruments slur Christmas carols.]

Happy holidays. [Pause.] Why, thank you. Happy holidays to you, too. God bless you.

[The voice might be familiar to some, a rumbling old man's filled with false cheer.]

Mm. This really is a good time to be back, isn't it? Nothing like spending the holidays with old friends. And I do mean old.

[Many of the other voices carry the crackle of old age. When the music fades (instruments all ending at separate times, several out of tune, one sniffling nose), a little boy's voice pops up: 'Next, we're playing Jingle Bells--' Cavil has crashed a retirement home party. With small children. When the music starts, there's an audible cringe in his voice.]

Yes. Truly the epitome of culture. [Pause.] In any case. Some people claim that everything happens for a reason. This notion, and those people, are idiotic. You see, I believe that everything happens because either someone lets it happen or someone makes it happen. And that someone isn't hanging around in the sky. Maybe some of you understand. The smart ones, anyway. Wherever you are. [Pause.]

Now, where was I? Ah, yes. I've made up my own reason for coming back. Do you want to guess what it is? Here, we can have a guessing game. Maybe a round of charades. Or how about I mix up the responses in a bingo board and we can take it nice and slow, piece by piece. What about a hangman's noose?

[Someone screams. THUMP. The music cuts out. Panic cuts in. 'Somebody get the nurse!' 'Oh God!' 'Marie? Marie??' Cavil's voice is smooth and calm.]

Granted, there are some disadvantages to surrounding myself with my geriatric peers. After all. Human biology only lasts so long before it falls apart.

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[identity profile] standaloneshell.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sensible adults upgrade before they degenerate too far.

[Oh and she likes you already, old man.]

I've never been much for party games. Would you care to give out a clue?

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[identity profile] standaloneshell.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Force of habit. Would you rather I not?

[identity profile] lyingbrat.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I think I do. Everything has a cause, at least.

[identity profile] lyingbrat.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm flattered.
satisfiedsigner: ([DS] why are my keywords horrible now)

[voice]

[personal profile] satisfiedsigner 2010-12-03 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's because that damn machine hates everyone just that much, isn't it?

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[identity profile] standaloneshell.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Advanced prosthesis. It's not uncommon, especially among those old enough to realize that they're not as immortal as they once thought. Those who don't mind going into debt can replace nearly everything the human body has to offer.

If you can find a surgeon who's willing, I'm authorized to supervise.

[For a moment she considers the idea; someone newly dubbed into a cyborg shell, stumbling around while they got a hang of things. Until he got enough experience to control himself, the unintentional carnage would be magnificent.]

As for who I'm supposed to be...some kind of dangerous criminal would be the most accurate answer. A thief, incidentally.

And you?

[voice; encrypted]

[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Her horrible creepy homunculus smile is audible.]

Again, huh?

voice / encrypted.

[identity profile] dogabuse.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, the great tragedy of human biology.

Hello, Cavil.
hackeralastair: (ack)

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[personal profile] hackeralastair 2010-12-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[HOMG SCREAMING and running into the next room to find Kiryu and Bakura to make sure they're safe]

[identity profile] lyingbrat.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've ever played with dolls in my life, actually.

voice; encrypted /BREAKS HIATUS FOR THIS

[identity profile] wantsapprentice.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
The Porter must have her favorites.

[There's an undercurrent of amusement in his voice, dark with a hint of callousness.]

Hello, Cavil.
Edited 2010-12-03 02:23 (UTC)
satisfiedsigner: ({CT&DS} that's what I do best)

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[personal profile] satisfiedsigner 2010-12-03 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm, I've never had a problem questioning her stupid decisions. Cavil. And it seems I'm still here.
satisfiedsigner: ({CT&DS} sometimes my fire ends up blue)

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[personal profile] satisfiedsigner 2010-12-03 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[He is okay. Mostly. He sort of just punched the wall. But he's definitely more pissed off than anything.]

[identity profile] lyingbrat.livejournal.com 2010-12-03 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. Dolls just en't that fun.

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