I'm from Ponyville! It's in Equestria!

Why are you only talking via text message anyway? Can- can you not talk or something? Because there was this one time that I toooootally thought that I'd been cursed because my tongue got all swollen like ahhhhhhhhh-

[-sticking out her tongue to illustrate-]

am iit hab boo fpotf ah obah iit ab i cobed talf af ah or I mean I could but nopony could understand me! It was terrible!