capeandcowl | Voice, Filtered away from Alucard

Bloody hell what am I doing? Alright I'd better get this over with.

[There's the sound of someone clearing their throat and then a defeated sigh.]

Everyone I need to talk to you about one of our new arrivals. His name is Alucard and he's uh, my Master. I know he doesn't seem like the most normal of people and if he's already scared some of you I'm sorry, but he just likes spooking people that's all. He didn't really deal with people outside of our work back home so he did that a lot.

Now if he um...look if you have a problem with him can you at least contact me first and I'll try to fix it, alright? Also please, please don't get into a confrontation with him. He's not going to back down and he takes these things very seriously and it doesn't end well so just don't.

[Filtered To Kaylee]

Any problems getting the Harkonnen fixed? Do I need to get some parts?

[Filtered to Agatha]

I know it's a bit soon, but I just wanted to know how soon the new Harkonnen can be ready? I might need it.

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And people say I'm a horrible teacher.

He's not a horrible teacher.

[He is, but she sure as hell isn't going to admit that right now.]

[Crazed laughter. This is how the Major expresses happiness that there is another unstoppably powerful vampire around wanting him dead.]

Your Master deserves better heraldry than that, Draculina. Why not ring out his true nature like a trumpet? You should tell them what he's capable of without a Hellsing about to hold the leash. Go on! Don't be shy to recount his exploits! The long, bloody career of the No-Life King!

Seras.

Um, yes sir?

I know what Master is like better than you do so shut up!

Anyway he has you and your freaks to keep him busy so I don't think any of that other stuff matters.

[Stuff like the dead cops in Rio who got in his way.]

Greeeeat. Just what we need, another asshole going around freaking people out.

Don't call my Master an asshole.

Let's see, you said he likes scaring people, he's not nice to confront, and he won't back down if there's an issue.

Kinda sounds like an asshole to me.

Don't call him that!

Edited 2012-03-26 20:55 (UTC)

[ you can't tell, but he's making a face. ]

Or what?

Just don't.

Anyway there shouldn't be any problems. The Major is here and Master will want to fight him more than anyone else.

Your master, ma'am?

He's not going to cause any trouble in the City, right? [He's a little worried about that.]

He's the one that turned me into a vampire and I don't think he's going to cause any trouble at least not with the Major here for him to focus on.

He...he just likes to make an entrance that's all.

First of all, I don't generally take well to being told what to do. Issues with authority, some crap like that. Second of all, if there aren't going to be any problems, what are you warning us for?

Yeah so do a lot of others here and most of you make my job as a cop harder.

And the whole reason for this was to make sure there wouldn't be problems. I was just being cautious!

[Joel's quiet for a moment at the mention of the Major but he speaks up again.]

So he likes to be showy and dramatic?

A little bit I guess. It's not really dangerous usually.

Usually? There are times he's going to be dangerous? For all of us or just the villains?

Just the bad guys. At least as long as no one starts picking fights with him, or insults Sir Integra.

[Joel's a little worried about that since the City has plenty of people that seem to like picking fights.]

Sir Integra?

I don't think anyone here falls under the category of normal, just saying.

[ a beat ]

So he's basically an addition to our hazardous collection of weirdos that we need to stay away from, yeah?

Our commander back in our world, well Master's master really, but she never made me call her that. Master is very protective of her and he doesn't like it when people don't speak respectfully about her.

He almost started a fight in the Royal Gallery when the head of Iscariot had the nerve to call her a sow. I sort of intervened, but it was pretty close.

He's not a weirdo and I'm not saying anyone has to stay away from him...well unless they're Catholic then maybe they should, but I just wanted to make people are aware so they didn't start freaking out if he walks through their walls or something, that's all.

'The long, bloody career of the No-Life King'?

What's the kraut on about, there?

[Just... calm curiosity.]

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