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what is lust (baby don't hurt me) ([personal profile] fingerbang) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-06-13 09:52 pm
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[All that's actually visible on the video feed is a bookshelf, apparently at a bookstore. The camera is trained on an approximation of this book, with a slightly less wonderful cover! Basically picture the Twilight cover with a fingernail moon on it instead of an apple. The unseen person behind the comm is clearly one of the teenagers posting, right? And it's totally accidental, because who would voluntarily read NOPE IT'S LUST AND SHE'S DICTATING OFF THE DUST JACKET.]

Crescent Wayne has always blended into the background. Quiet, unassuming, and plain, her life is completely ordinary until she meets Spencer de Beaumont, a mysterious imPort who recently enrolled at the prestigious Reivax Institute. The connection between the teens is undeniable, and soon Crescent is drawn into his exciting secret world. But as the two grow closer, dark forces conspire to keep them apart. Why is Spencer avoiding Crescent? What does his darkly sensual twin brother, Marius, want with her? And what is the connection between the brothers and the mysterious but alluring vigilante, the Moonlighter?

[Her tone, previously immensely flat, takes on some more animation now that she's done.]

It's an interesting read, I'm sure--and now they're making a movie. Funny, isn't it? But not at all unexpected. The further out you go from the City, the less you've played havoc on their lives, the more fascinating we all are to the permanent residents. And considering the way its fiction tends to disappear, it only makes sense for them to cut their losses. But the closer you go in, well...

Imports go home.

It's not related, but surely at least one of you has seen something a little less trite written on the walls. There's always "when in doubt, Imports out", but I'd hesitate to call it original.


((ALSO, IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO READ A WRITEUP ON THIS TURD OF A SERIES, IT IS HERE.))
soulbonder: (13)

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[personal profile] soulbonder 2012-06-14 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
They're making a movie?!
plantpacifist: (suave)

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[personal profile] plantpacifist 2012-06-14 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. There's an interesting thing.

I never would have figured YOU to read that stuff.
liverletdie: (Penis I missed you!)

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[personal profile] liverletdie 2012-06-14 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Is this what the kids are reading today? Adorable.
sweetvalleygirl: (eeeeeeeeh!)

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[personal profile] sweetvalleygirl 2012-06-14 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my gawd! It's so good! You have to read it!
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[personal profile] incendere 2012-06-14 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, well. I had no idea you were such a huge fan of those types of stories. Don't tell me being here for three years has made you sensitive?
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[personal profile] curses 2012-06-14 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Team Spencer. [is she being sarcastic? does she actually read it? NO ONE KNOWS.]
backstabbing: shit you got nice eyes ([cheeky] i'd tap that)

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[personal profile] backstabbing 2012-06-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I love that book.
alldeduction: (surprise! science)

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[personal profile] alldeduction 2012-06-14 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[completely ignoring the book itself because seriously how do so many people care about something so ridiculous]

The sentiment is a growing one, and it doesn't stop with graffiti.
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[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-06-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god what is this] ... The Moonlighter.
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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God, this whole thing was heinous until Midnighter practically soiled himself.
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[personal profile] nutritionalexpert 2012-06-14 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
... Correct me if I'm wrong here, but aren't, uh... Aren't we imports? Why would anyone think this is glamourous?
futurebatwoman: ([A] can't keep me out)

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[personal profile] futurebatwoman 2012-06-14 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
It's one way of making people like us.

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[personal profile] septim 2012-06-14 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I tried to rent it from the library, but they were out of copies.

Perhaps I'm not missing much. [ He hadn't read the synopsis, okay? ]
ioudas: (well damn)

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[personal profile] ioudas 2012-06-14 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
This can't be a serious book.
fortuna_lector: (laughing)

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[personal profile] fortuna_lector 2012-06-14 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Of course he's mysterious and alluring. Aren't they all?
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[personal profile] hypnosymphony 2012-06-14 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh god ]

Good lord, is it really that popular that they're making a movie? [ he sounds mildly horrified. HE LOOKED AT IT and basically never touched it again ]

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[personal profile] playedgay 2012-06-14 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing like a good love story.
douchess: (giddy.)

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[personal profile] douchess 2012-06-14 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it!

I totally need to find someone with an import fetish!
cawky: (☼ up to our necks)

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[personal profile] cawky 2012-06-14 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like garbage
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[personal profile] crab 2012-06-14 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
SO
HYPOTHETICALLY
HOW COULD SOMEONE GO ABOUT OBTAINING THIS BOOK.
YOU KNOW, IF THEY WANTED TO STUDY THE SOCIOLOGICAL ASPECTS.
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[personal profile] singlemanlytear 2012-06-15 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ He really should be commenting about the imPort sentiment and whatnot, but he hasn't been able to get past that first paragraph. ]

"Reivax Institute".