permavid; only registered name on the comm is "spider-man"

[remake]

[ The video is up-side down. It's hard to tell, because the guy in the video is also up-side down, sticking to the shiny, windowed side of an office building by his hand and feet. He looks distinctly spider-man themed, but the design is different and so is the voice. He sounds awful young. ]

Okay. Okay. I'm not freaking out but- [ A pause for some quick, audibly shallow breaths. ] -uh. I might be freaking out? Uh. There's- there's someone else living where my house is supposed to be which is really not cool, and I can't figure out what happened to the Triskelion. I'd like to help y'all out but.

If I had- uh, I don't know, directions maybe I could... knock on the door and get you some r-real- some better heroes. I kind of know Nick Fury? Sort of.

And it sounds like you need that. I-I mean, I can stop muggers and stuff, and I guess like The Ringer and Kangaroo (I'm so not making that up, there's a dude that calls himself "Kangaroo"), but this whole-- this whole alternate dimension thing is way over my head and-

[ Hitched breathing. ] And I'm still... working on it.

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[secondhandwebs]

[All she knows is HOW MUCH SHE HATED IT big guy. And he's just a baby.]

Somethings never change.

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[incywincyhero]

You're telling me. Think there's something in the water back in your universe? I mean, it seems like you've got your entire social circle transplanted here, or almost.

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[candidly]

I don't know. Maybe the Porter just has it in for us. Not that us being here is a wholly bad thing.

permavideo

[remake]

[ Well this is the 3rd Spider he totally didn't expect, so he's taking it a little better.

Just a little though. ]

Hey. I'm- I'm not that little.

[bedeviledspider]

[ whatever his surliness totally toughened her up NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. but he does allow himself a chuckle. ]

If it's not broken, don't fix it. Aside from all the backtalk, I think it worked well enough on you.

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[remake]

[ ROFL KITTY NO have a baffled pause ]

W- wait, what?

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[disintegrator]

[ignoring 90% of what he's saying and just squinting at the name on the comm. Also in her costume]

No one told me there was a kid Spiderman.

permavideo

[aranya]

Dude.

Dude, you totally are tiny. The sooner you make peace with that the better, trust me.

[remake]

[ ROFL NILL WHY SO CUTE
hesitantly replying back with text too he doesn't know what the socially acceptable thing to do here is ]

Um-- it helps me think I guess.

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[prydes]

I'm from your world too. Kitty Pryde? The X-Men? Well, I was an X-Men and then I wasn't.

How bad was the world before you ended up here?

permavideo

[remake]

Well- there is.

[ WAIT A SEC ]

I mean-- I'm not a kid. But I'm Spider-Man? Uh.

[culver]

[it's all she can be
she opens her mouth to laugh silently at that. her wings flit behind her back with the slight shaking of her body.]

That is kind of silly.

[remake]

Uh-- uh- [ got ditched by his super-villain uncle that he hasn't arrested and was trying to work with instead??

Yeah so not saying that. ] Washington-- Washington just got nuked. By the Dome.

[remake]

[ Miles is awkwardly silent for a second, before nodding a little bit. He's only half paying attention, and half trying to figure out who, exactly, he's talking to. ]

That's- yeah, I guess. That's creepy, though.

IF IT'S NOT IN THE NEXT ISSUE ON THE 4TH I WILL FLIP SO MANY THINGS

[remake]

[ wow

somehow more afraid of this than he was of talking to Nick Fury ]

We- we do?

same

[disintegrator]

You don't sound very sure.

[video]

[foreverbouncing]

[Here, have a slightly befuddled looking Misfit.]

Dang, how many spider people are there?

[remake]

yeah theyre on the ultimates

i mean i havent met them but theyre on the news all the time

[professorstarchilde]

You know, not counting students, there are more Spider-somethings in this City than X-Men.

That is strangely depressing to me.

UGH ME TOO

[candidly]

Yeah, we do. [ a beat ] You can breathe into a paper bag for a bit first if you need to.

[remake]

[ looks like he's going to say something for a second but just

takes Nathan's advice and breathes for a few ]

Okay. I think. I'm better now? I'm just not used to-- this.

[hulk]

[ And Bruce just kind of. Sighs in resignation and scrubs at his face a little. ]

Let me guess. You're even another person who already knows who I am, right? This is getting ridiculous now...

[remake]

Wait, there was another Spider-Man? Who?

[ wait a second, beat ]

--uhh. That- that question didn't sound as stupid in my head.

[remake]

--uhh.

Yeah. I mean, no. I mean, I'm not masquerading as Spider-Man, I am Spider-Man. Just not the first one. Nick Fury said I could.

[remake]

[ lmfao hunching in on himself defensively ]

I- I didn't mean- disrespect, I- I- I was trying to honor the... the I don't know.