capeandcowl | permavid; only registered name on the comm is "spider-man"

[ The video is up-side down. It's hard to tell, because the guy in the video is also up-side down, sticking to the shiny, windowed side of an office building by his hand and feet. He looks distinctly spider-man themed, but the design is different and so is the voice. He sounds awful young. ]

Okay. Okay. I'm not freaking out but- [ A pause for some quick, audibly shallow breaths. ] -uh. I might be freaking out? Uh. There's- there's someone else living where my house is supposed to be which is really not cool, and I can't figure out what happened to the Triskelion. I'd like to help y'all out but.

If I had- uh, I don't know, directions maybe I could... knock on the door and get you some r-real- some better heroes. I kind of know Nick Fury? Sort of.

And it sounds like you need that. I-I mean, I can stop muggers and stuff, and I guess like The Ringer and Kangaroo (I'm so not making that up, there's a dude that calls himself "Kangaroo"), but this whole-- this whole alternate dimension thing is way over my head and-

[ Hitched breathing. ] And I'm still... working on it.

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[ oh man

oh man oh man oh man

out of everyone in her world

shit ]

M --

[ catching herself real fast. and there's a pause since she's not sure what to call him and she's still not cool with spider-man

(uuugh the costume means that he's from after they've met gdit) ]

Kid?

...Um. Look, okay, you j-- Calm down, all right? You're. I know it's a little much, but the whole hero thing, it's. You don't have to be if you don't want to, so - breathing. That's a thing to focus on, okay?

[ also wow that video goes and gives all the vertigo really wow ]

The multiverse is laughing at me right now, I just know it.

Edited 2012-06-28 20:35 (UTC)

You.

Sorry, just thinking out loud. Ho boy. So, uh ... don't suppose you happen to go by Arachnid Lad or something, do you? Just for a change?

Edited 2012-06-28 20:37 (UTC)

He who?

I don't know. He's Spider-Man. A new one. He's why Aunt May and I came back to New York after— She was calling in a favor so we could talk to him when I got pulled back here.

... This would be after younger me died?

[ OH IT'S THE LADY THAT HATES HIM

awkward pause, thinking it's probably better to not argue about "kid" ]

Uh. Y-yeah?

Yeah. He— he's going to know who you are. Everyone knows who you are.

you know nick fury[?]

{there is no cause for alarm re: your kidnapping

there is a substantial avengers presence here}

Okay, we need to -- [ don't freak out. don't get mad. calm down. she's the closest to their peter that he's got right now. ]

Nertz. This is important -- what's the last thing you remember? What was happening right before you ended up here?

My, the spiders certainly get around, don't they.

Hello there! No need to panic, honey!

[Waiting a moment to look at above replies...okay. Not someone who just found the costume when he got here.]

Welcome to the neighborhood.

I-- I know, but-

[ WAIT A MINUTE.... wow there is kinda an awkward horrible pause right here ]

Y-you- you-- you-

Uhh. Wow.

Okay, I can-- I can see why that was in bad taste now. I mean, wow.

Okay, great. So he knows me, in a manner of speaking, and I don't know him. Not the first time I've had to deal with that.

[Beat.] But seriously, Nick Fury's really letting this kid run around in a spider-suit? He's just -- well, a kid! Maybe I'm just way overestimating how well I faked being a grown-up when I was fifteen, but he's barely even hit puberty.

[ squints at words.

squints at clonereply. HOW DOES HE NOT RECOGNIZE A SPIDER FROM HIS UNIVERSE. ]

I can't shake the feeling that I'm supposed to know you.

[scared little kid :C]

There's nothing to fear--[consults Network label]--Spider-Man. All will be well.

S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't give a flying fuck about whether or not someone's a kid. They just do whatever the hell they want, so long as it doesn't screw things up for them.

[ oh god

oh god so he remembers... her... Wow what do you say to someone who's best friend you're practically impersonating?? ]

S-sorry?

I'm afraid you've lost me already, kid -- or maybe I should say you lost me more.

[Beat.] Okay, let's take this from the top. You've been kidnapped to an alternate dimension by an AI -- artificial intelligence, basically a super-smart computer -- whose exact goals we haven't figured out yet. The bad news is that we haven't figured out how to send people home, either, not unless the Porter -- that's the AI --decides for herself it's time for someone to leave. The good news is that when you do get sent home you go back to the exact same moment you left, so you don't need to worry about your friends and family freaking out about where you are right now -- they don't even know you're gone.

The weird news is that once you get back you won't remember you were gone, either.

It's a little abstract, I know. With me so far?

Another Spider. Wonderful.

[ the Daredevil-ripoff glowering at him.... does not look excited ]

Try taking a few deep breaths. It probably won't stop you from panicking, but it won't hurt.

[ takes him a little longer to reply, he's gotta re-situate so he can use both hands ]

well i met him once...

who r the avengers

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