voice;

[amoray]

[he doesn't start speaking right as the feed starts! there's a solid second or two of eridan trying to find his train of thought, the occasional heavy, expectant breath or two the only signs of his false starts.]

Well, Mexico was a shipload a fun. Don't know about anybody else's impromptu as fuck abscondin'.

Not my point of makin' this point though, so listen up, landlubbers.

[there is a decided lack of flair in eridan's voice, despite the (sharp, direct) pun/nautical reference or two. he's purposeful.]

They say they're cuttin' me loose soon, probably on account a my bein' such a charminly well-behawed prisoner and all. Due to personal circumstances, I'll be needin' to get a few affairs in order before my date a release.

I need a place to liwe, a tutor for the upcomin' schoolfeedin' year, and hopefully enough, some manner a profession. If you're willin' to hire a sewen solar sweep year old like myself, a course, don't want to go about misleadin' folk. Lyin' to 'em. Suchlike.

[a stale beat.]

No nosy hiwemates. Roommates, whatewer. I don't fuckin' like most a you and I probably won't giwe a shit about your problems, so keep your cartilage nubs outta mine. I got more than enough beetles in my coffers to keep me afloat for a while, so rent ain't gonna be an issue. Probably.

[a beat. he sounds like he means to say something dramatic or heartfelt to top off his posts like usual, and then:]

Preferably cat friendly. But I'm flexible.

Comments

[caprihorn]

stop what?
TYPING ABOUT IMAGINING PAIL SHIT?
i ain't stopping that wicked shit for you.

LMFAO THIS ENTIRE COMPOUND TRAINWRECK THREAD

[amoray]

ok you get really awwkwwardly intense about it though

[amoray]

y




you knoww wwhat nevvermind knock yourself the fuck out

voice

[amoray]

[BEAT.]

...I knew that.

That it was sarcasm, I mean. I was just testin' you.

CAN THEY BOTH STOP WITH THE UNINTENTIONAL FLIRTING

[crab]

I GET AWKWARDLY INTENSE ABOUT EVERYTHING ERIDAN.

IT'S RIDICULOUS OMG

[amoray]

yeah ok you havve a point there

THYERE SO DUMB AND SUGGESTIVE IM CRY

[crab]

THANK YOU, GOD.
NOW KINDLY REMOVE YOUR UGLY FROND FROM MY BLACK QUADRANT, I DON'T WANT YOU IN IT, NOR WILL I EVER WANT YOU IN IT.

[crab]

WHO
WHO HAVE YOU
"PICTURED"

[caprihorn]

NOT EVEN SURE WHY YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION AT THIS STUFF ANYWAY.
not like you can be concerned with a thing you ain't ever gonna do.

[crab]

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING
AND YOUR FACE IS STUPID

[ great comeback karkat really ]

[amoray]

great comeback kar reely
look it wwas so fuckin fantastic i stooped to your levvel and punned

[crab]

[ kirsten ]

WHEN HAVE I EVER MADE A PUN
THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.

[amoray]

[hee]

no kar stupid i mean youre on the levvel a people wwho pun regularly
meanin embarrassin as fuck

[amoray]

good id hardly tolerate spoilin my quadrants wwith a gutterblood anywway dont get all fuckin excited like gam apparently is dowwn there or all the time or wwhatevver

[caprihorn]

pretty much every motherfucker.

1/2

[crab]

[ wow is that

primal screaming?

yes. it is. ]

2/actually whoops i lied

[crab]

LJKNJLKJ.DLMVG;LKJHBLDK;J';FG

3/5

[crab]

FUCK
UGH
AUGH
AUUUUUUGH

[crab]

WHY WOULD YOU
SHIT
EVEN ME????

[crab]

STOP IT
STOP IMAGINING EVERYONE GETTING OFF
I DEMAND YOU STOP ENVISIONING ANY AND ALL CARNAL ACTS
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LOOK AT YOU THE SAME WAY ANYMORE, MAN.

[ankhs]

They're from a movie! In my place at home, I have some goldfish named Slim and Wandsworth. It seemed kind of silly to name them the same things over here when they're not the same fish.

[ she turns the camera back on her, leaning back in her chair and kicking a leg ]

I've always liked animals, but I guess I've never really been drawn to the bigger ones, you know?

[crab]

I NEVER PUN THOUGH
FUCKING WEAK.

[caprihorn]

DON'T THINK YOU CAN TURN STUFF LIKE THAT IN YOUR PAN OFF LIKE
a light.
OR A LIFE.
don't work that way.

[crab]

UGH CAN WE NOT BRING HIS APPARENT "HABIT" INTO THIS IT'S GOING TO MAKE EVERYTHING EVEN WEIRDER THAN IT ALREADY WAS.
WHAT IF HE'S IMAGINED US GETTING IT OFF.

[crab]

GAMZEE IT'S NOT A FUCKING NECESSITY OF LIFE I MANAGE TO GO THROUGH MY EXISTENCE PERFECTLY CONTENT WITHOUT PICTURING EVERYONE I COME INTO CONTACT WITH FUMBLING WITH THEMSELVES OR OTHER PEOPLE.
IT'S WEIRD.
TURN IT OFF.