YOU ARE SO UNBELIEVABLY AWFUL. I KNEW TRYING TO HELP YOU WAS THE MOST POINTLESS FUCKING IDEA I'D EVER CONSIDERED. YOU DON'T DESERVE HELP. YOU DON'T ACCEPT HELP. YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE IT WHEN IT'S OFFERED. THAT WAS YOUR LAST CHANCE, ERIDAN. THAT'S THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER, *EVER* EXPEND MY VALUABLE TIME AND ENERGY ATTEMPTING TO COUNSEL YOU ON "HOW NOT TO BE A PUS EXCRETING BLIGHT ON THE RAW, SMARTING ASS RASH OF ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO ASSOCIATE WITH YOU". THAT'S IT. KARKAT'S SCHOOLHIVE HAS CLOSED. YOU FAILED EACH AND EVERY LESSON SO HARD ALL THE HIVEMASTERS HAD TO CHECK THEMSELVES INTO THERAPY IN ORDER TO COPE WITH THE TRAUMATIC AMOUNTS OF STUPIDITY THEY WERE EXPOSED TO. THEIR NIGHTS ARE SLEEPLESS WITH REMEMBERING THE APPALLING ORDEAL THAT WAS TRYING TO TEACH ERIDAN WHAT EMPATHY IS.
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I KNEW TRYING TO HELP YOU WAS THE MOST POINTLESS FUCKING IDEA I'D EVER CONSIDERED.
YOU DON'T DESERVE HELP. YOU DON'T ACCEPT HELP.
YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE IT WHEN IT'S OFFERED.
THAT WAS YOUR LAST CHANCE, ERIDAN.
THAT'S THE LAST TIME I WILL EVER, *EVER* EXPEND MY VALUABLE TIME AND ENERGY ATTEMPTING TO COUNSEL YOU ON "HOW NOT TO BE A PUS EXCRETING BLIGHT ON THE RAW, SMARTING ASS RASH OF ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO ASSOCIATE WITH YOU".
THAT'S IT. KARKAT'S SCHOOLHIVE HAS CLOSED.
YOU FAILED EACH AND EVERY LESSON SO HARD ALL THE HIVEMASTERS HAD TO CHECK THEMSELVES INTO THERAPY IN ORDER TO COPE WITH THE TRAUMATIC AMOUNTS OF STUPIDITY THEY WERE EXPOSED TO.
THEIR NIGHTS ARE SLEEPLESS WITH REMEMBERING THE APPALLING ORDEAL THAT WAS TRYING TO TEACH ERIDAN WHAT EMPATHY IS.