[oh great it's dangerous to go alone so now he has a duck. Up close and personal, the lame duck seems even more pathetic, though it's hard to tell between them which of them is worse off at the moment. He clasps baby Starscream against his chest to keep the thing from falling out of his hands and making Skyfire flip out or something.] Can he fly?
[because this whole thing is tragic and his namesake reflects so poorly on him. After a moment he lowers the duck into the water a little cautiously and grabs onto the edge of the tub, leaning over] Are you going to be cleaning me? [this said with a slight smugness. That's more like it, doting on him. Treating him like Primus's gift to existence, just as it should be.]
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[because this whole thing is tragic and his namesake reflects so poorly on him. After a moment he lowers the duck into the water a little cautiously and grabs onto the edge of the tub, leaning over] Are you going to be cleaning me? [this said with a slight smugness. That's more like it, doting on him. Treating him like Primus's gift to existence, just as it should be.]