Please, it's the most fuckin' contriwed shit I ewer saw.

[mocking:]

Oh, he's a sea dweller? I'll stick him somewhere arid, 'cos that is incredibly fuckin' original. He's got abandonment issues? I'll fuckin' make him see the people who done it - it's not like that's incredibly obwious or anythin', 'cos I'm a fuckin' creatiwe genius and I'm newer wrong.

[SCOFFING BECAUSE HE'S IGNORING THE ENTIRE LAST SENTENCE AND HOPING EDDIE DOESN'T NOTICE]

Got anythin' to say to that, you tacky fuckin' sociopathic Rube Goldberg knockoff?