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[dualii2m]

ii've been lookiing around thii2 2ad excu2e for a network and ii've notiiced two (2) thiing2:

1. none of you have any iidea how two encrypt thiing2, liike 2eriiou2ly, ii've 2een better encryptiion2 on forum2 full of full-on retard2 or made by karkat and that'2 really the 2ame thiing.
the 2hiit you all feel the need two encrypt doe2n't even make 2en2e but that doe2n't really matter riight now anyway II GUE22.
2peakiing of kk, that briing2 me two poiint number two:

2. there are 2ome people ii know here apparently 2o iif any of you recogniize thii2 hey.
ii have a general iidea of what'2 goiing on ii mean ii looked around ii'm not a complete fuckiing moron all of the tiime except when ii am whiich we all know ii2 an iine2capable truth but
what exactly doe2 thii2 mean, the game ii2 on pau2e or 2omethiing?
not that there wa2 much of a game anymore, unle22 you count waiitiing for your iineviitable demii2e two be a game iin whiich ca2e we are all full on Game Grub2 now!!!
ii don't even know what ii'm typiing, you 2hould all ju2t probably pretend ii'm not even here.

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Voice + Text

[exceptfebruary]

Sollux. A good name. Pleasure. I am Julian Day.

I meant something more particular than your name.

[ And then he sends a quick text - ]

♊

NOT HERE

[exceptfebruary]

[ RUDE. ]

[crab]

YOU.
YOU!!!!!!!
YOU HORRIBLE NOXIOUS PUSVOMITING BULGEPIMPLE, YOU REVOLTING PIECE OF WASTE SPHINCTER REFUSE, YOU TERRIBLE FUCKING PERSON!
IS IT REALLY SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO NOT DIE AND OR BE GRIEVOUSLY MAIMED FOR, I DON'T KNOW, TWO MINUTES??????
I AM GETTING REALLY GODDAMN SICK OF WEEPING ALL OVER YOUR GROSS MUSTARD COVERED CORPSE. IT IS GETTING REDUNDANT.
AND I UNLIKE YOU DO NOT YANK MY BULGE TO REDUNDANCY.
ALSO
YOU KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN DIDN'T YOU
YOU KNEW AND YOU LET IT HAPPEN ANYWAY! YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING TO. YOU KNOW, HERE'S A HEADS UP KARKAT, I'M GOING TO START SPRAYING BLOOD OUT OF MY EVERY ORIFICE IN A FEW MINUTES, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET AN UMBRELLA AND MAYBE A CLEANING CREW. BE CAUTIOUS OF THE SPLASH ZONE.
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?????
WHATEVER, I'M TALKING TO PAST YOU ANYWAY AREN'T I. THAT WOULD BE JUST FANTASTIC.
WELCOME TO THE CITY BRO, GO JAM YOUR FANCY ENCRYPTIONS UP YOUR BIFURCATED NOOK, AND TRY NOT TO DIE, OK.

[klutziness]

You can't see it but I gave you a golf clap.
I dabble. I'm more of a builder, but I'm great with pretty much all tech.

[culver]

Why would you think that?

[dualii2m]

hahahaha yeah ii'm the fuckiing cluele22 one iin thii2 conver2atiion.

[dualii2m]

[Oh yeah right they were leaving. Sollux pulls away from Aradia, looking a little tiny bit embarrassed and nods.]

Yeah, I wanna thee this place you all are talking about.

[dualii2m]

uh 2orry.
ii 2houldn't 2pew whatever come2 to my 2ponge at you, that'2 kiind of really lame of me.

[dualii2m]

well ii would have two 2ee that two beliieve iit.
but hone2tly all of the tech iin thii2 place look2 about 200% diifferent from what ii u2ed two work wiith 2o you would probably have the advantage over me anyway.

video

[dualii2m]

...How exactly did we know each other before?

[aliveandticking]

[ she grabs his arm, with a grin at kanaya, and starts towing him through the portal ]

It's going to take some getting used to, but it's really interesting to live in a human hive! [ she was going to say nice, and well, it is, but also there has been an upswing of the drama lately and sometimes it has been not so nice ] We have plenty of rooms, and humans have a whole new computer system for you to learn!

voice

[dualii2m]

Julian Day? Okay then.

[He looks at the text, then pauses for a minute.]

You mean my thign?

voice;

[dualii2m]

Right.

You remember me from before?

[glowsferatu]

Not that you'll be likely to encounter much difficulty with it. I'd give it a day at most, and that's an upper level estimate.

[ she follows them through and looses the threads holding it open, then raps her knuckles against the door marked with the yellow gemini sign. ]

This one will be yours. You'll need to unpack the contents of your own accord, but I imagine you should be given the honor of unsealing the room.

voice

[exceptfebruary]

Exactly. Your sign. [ HE SOUNDS REALLY PLEASED FOR SOME REASON. ] One of twelve.

[dualii2m]

you are 2eriiou2ly makiing no 2en2e twoniight, iit'2 2tartiing two make ME not feel very chiill.
ii'll ju2t talk two kk about it 2iince ii'm 2ure he'2 goiing two want two yell at me for about a hundred other thiing2 anyway.

[caprihorn]

don't think he'll blame yourself too much for getting killed over a motherfuckin perigree ago.
OR MAYBE THAT SHIT'S CLOSER THAN I ALL REMEMBER.

[culver]

[she smiles a little, wings flicking]

It is okay I do not mind listening. Well reading.

[klutziness]

Come visit me at work we can hack my boss' computers. It'll be great.
I could always give you a crash course. One techie to another.

there's gonna be a few of these

[dualii2m]

oh my god.
ok wow look before ii even read any of thii2 ii'm ju2t goiing to preemptiively tell you two calm down and 2top fliippiing every 2hiit you have becau2e ii can already tell thii2 ii2 goiing two be riidiiculou2.

[futureleader]

Who invited this douchebag?

okay i lied just two i'm done now

[dualii2m]

fiir2t of all fuck you, let'2 ju2t get that out of the way riight up front.
ii have no iidea what you're talkiing about but iif you want two fiill me iin that would be GREAT.
and ii mean "fiill me iin" iin a way that actually make2 any 2en2e at all and ii2n't the 2ame cryptiic "you were here before" bull2hiit ii've been gettiing ALL NIIGHT.

[dualii2m]

iif ii'd been iinviited at lea2t ii could have turned down the iinviitatiion.

[futureleader]

Here's your formal invitation then.

Hey Douchebag? Wanna join the cool kid's table.

[dualii2m]

wow you're 2o hiilariiou2 ii'm frankly a2tounded.
what a clever and iinventiive iin2ult ii've defiiniitely never heard before!