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capeandcowl2012-09-29 08:22 pm
fuckheads) wrote in capeandcowl2012-09-29 08:22 pm
Entry tags:
002 | VIDEO
[The video feed starts, focusing on a blank wall. Rustling can be heard for a few seconds before Travis moves into few, slapping a generic anime poster onto the blank wall. One so sugary in appearance that prolonged exposure might cause the viewer's teeth to hurt.]
So. I've been here about two weeks now. Thankfully that has been long enough for the fucking subtle sense of panic to go away, allowing me to shut the hell up occasionally since I don't have keep talking so I don't dwell on the whole other universe shit.
Unthankfully, even being in an entirely new universe hasn't quenched my appetite for having a bunch of pointless shit everywhere and it hasn't fucking taught me to improve my spending habits since I blew through that weekly payout pretty fucking quick.
[He turns around after successfully fastening that poster to the wall.]
So, to avoid having to eat cat food on a regular basis, I should probably look for a job, and I figure the place full of people in the same boat is probably a good place to look for hints. Also I won't have to explain why I don't have a goddamn suit. So here's my job's history. And even though there is no way for any of these to be verified, I did not make any of them up. Honest.
[The video cuts out for a switch to the must more professional format of text.]
There, pretty sure that's all of them. I might have forgotten a couple.
So. I've been here about two weeks now. Thankfully that has been long enough for the fucking subtle sense of panic to go away, allowing me to shut the hell up occasionally since I don't have keep talking so I don't dwell on the whole other universe shit.
Unthankfully, even being in an entirely new universe hasn't quenched my appetite for having a bunch of pointless shit everywhere and it hasn't fucking taught me to improve my spending habits since I blew through that weekly payout pretty fucking quick.
[He turns around after successfully fastening that poster to the wall.]
So, to avoid having to eat cat food on a regular basis, I should probably look for a job, and I figure the place full of people in the same boat is probably a good place to look for hints. Also I won't have to explain why I don't have a goddamn suit. So here's my job's history. And even though there is no way for any of these to be verified, I did not make any of them up. Honest.
[The video cuts out for a switch to the must more professional format of text.]
Lucha Libre Wrestler
Coconut Collection Technician
Lawn Care Specialist
Sanitation Engineer
Economic Health Adviser
Gas Station Technician
High Explosive Removal
Feline Retrieval Expert
Motivational Instructor for Major League Baseball Team
Scorpion Removal
Stunt Jumper
Pest Control Expert
City Sewage Engineer
Rapid Pizza Transportation Technician
Beam Katana Combat Tutor at University Level
Steak Preparation Expert
Flooring Installation Technician
Astronaut
There, pretty sure that's all of them. I might have forgotten a couple.