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[justica]

W3LL NOW
WOULD SOM3ON3 M1ND T3LL1NG M3 WH4T 1S GO1NG ON H3R3
R34LLY, 1 4M PL34S3D YOU CHOS3 4N 4SP1R1NG L3G1SL4C3R4TOR L1K3 MYS3LF TO 41D YOU ON TH1S GR34T M1SS1ON OF 4PP4R3NT PUBL1C S4F3TY
BUT 1 H4V3 SOM3 BUS1N3SS TO 4TT3ND TO 4T TH3 MOM3NT
1RONS 1N TH3 F1R3, 1F YOU W1LL
4ND TH3 1RONS DONT ST4Y HOT FOR T1NY K3YBO4RDS L1K3 TH1S
4S MUCH 4S 1D L1K3 TO ST4Y H3R3 4ND PL4Y R3DGL4R3 FOR YOU 4LL TH1S 1S MUCH MOR3 1MPORT4NT
1F SOM3ON3 KNOWS D1R3CT1ONS OUT OF H3R3 YOU SHOULD PROB4BLY T3LL M3 R1GHT NOW
1F P4R4DOX SP4C3 H4PP3NS TO B3 S4V3D TH3N 1LL GL4DLY W4LTZ B4CK 1N H3R3 1N TH3 FUTUR3

4LT3RN4T1V3LY 1F MY ST3Y H3R3 H4PP3NS TO TURN 1NTO 4N 1N3V1T4B1L1TY
WH1CH 1 SUSP3CT 1T M1GHT 1F MY 3XP3R13NC3S W1TH 4LT3RN4T3 D1M3NS1ONS PROV3S TRU3 
DO3S 4NYON3 KNOW WH3R3 TO G3T SP1D3R P3ST1C1D3S?
1 H4V3 4 BUG TO SQU4SH

Comments

Er. Hi Terezi*. What the balls....

[necronomicod]

Awwww.
I'm a )(UMAN now! It's actually kind of fun!
And we get to be SUP-ER )(-ERO---ES!

[hashrap]

yo welcome back blind girl
i hoodwinked your sketchbook from your room and touched up on all your underoos
this is what disappearance and amnesia nets you

private

[hashrap]

hey

[ great, he doesn't have anything else to say now. awkward silence ensues... ]

so uh
how bout that amnesia

[nitidus]

Hello, Terezi. I have to say, I'm quite relieved to see you.

[uhhh]

oKAY,
tHERE'S, a LOT OF REPUTABLE SOURCES HERE THAT YOU COULD THEORETICALLY ASK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING,
wHICH IS TO SAY THAT A LOT OF OUR FRIENDS ARE ALSO HERE, iN FACT, aLMOST ALL OF THEM,
i THINK WE'RE JUST MISSING, uHH, nEPETA, aND eQUIUS TOO, aND THEN THAT WILL BE EVERYBODY WE KNOW,
eVEN THE HUMAN KIDS ARE HERE, aND THEIR FRIENDLY FAMILY UNIT INDIVIDUALS AS WELL,

[rhombus]

[It takes him a second to read that, and his face slowly falls as he does so. But then he forces an awkward sort of unsure laugh.]

Hahaha, Terezi, you scamp! You kidder!

permavoice;

[guardiandevil]

[Be still his heart!]

I thought we'd established that I can't understand it when you type like that, Tee. Try again, in English this time.

[justica]

'TH3 C1TY' S33MS L1K3 4N 4FULLY NOND3SCR1PT N4M3

defiant permatext

[justica]

SORRY BUB
NO CLU3 WHO YOU 4R3!

[justica]

TH4T S33MS TO B3 4 W1D3SPR34D F33L1NG

1 D1DNT KNOW YOU 4LL LOV3D M3 SO MUCH >:]

[justica]

TH3R3 1S 4 CONS3QU3NC3 FOR ST34L1NG, D4V3

:P

[justica]

SP34K FOR YOURS3LF
TH3 SQU1SHY P1NK BODY OF 4 HUM4N 1S NOT F1T FOR 4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR
3SP3C14LLY 4 SUP3RH3RO L3G1SL4C3R4TOR

[justica]

1M NOT JOK1NG

[justica]

Who is Matt? A consort?

[justica]

SO TH3 WHOL3 G4NG 1S G4TH3R3D
W1THOUT 3V3RYBODY B31NG D34D?

[justica]

Y3S
B31NG L3FT 1N TH3 M3T4PHOR1C4L D4RK 1S 4NNOY1NG

[culver]

Yes whoever named it did not have a very big imagination.

private

[glowsferatu]

[ don't let her fool you dave, this amnesia is killing her poor dead heart. ]

Its Not Like We Expected Anything More
So At Least It Doesnt Come As A Surprise
Shes Here At Least And I Suppose We Can Appreciate That
If Nothing Else

[glowsferatu]

Well As I Said This Is Earth
So Take A Good Full Breath And Enjoy That Initial Aroma
Because You May Very Well Be Experiencing It For A Long Time
But While This Is Earth It Isnt Really The One You Might Expect Either
All Of The Other Individuals You Will Encounter On This Network Have Been Similarly Placed Here As You Have
The Disorientation Can Be Overwhelming At First But
Well
You Get Used To It I Guess
The Sun Here Is Pretty Mild But Its Better Than Not Having One

[necronomicod]

38O
W)(at can a SUP-ER)(-ERO L-EGISLAC---ERATOR do??

sobbing forever

[guardiandevil]

Terezi, I can't read that. Come on now.

[indentcision]

He's a lawyer. You'll see.

[ A pause. ]

You know what those are, right?

[nitidus]

On the contrary, Terezi, you are the glue that keeps us together.

[rhombus]

I--uh--oh.

Wow.

[all the awkward staring now.]

[uhhh]

wELL,,,
sOMETHING LIKE THAT,