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[aggressiveapathy]

ides of march again. happy one year to me. plus some, i guess. lost track with the whole banished to a new different stupid nightmare dimension. thing. the ides are closer to the first time i followed some weird guy home than the first time i went to a City bar.

kinda lame.

remember when pointless holidays used to mean something in this place.

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[undeadsidekick]

Great, now I have to start suppressing my memories of Father's Day again.

[text]

[aggressiveapathy]

it was nuts
and it didn't even come with a beware
today should have been on fire or filled with exploding romans or something

[text]

[undeadsidekick]

Why? Because you're bored, or just because people have run out of tragedies to talk about.

[text]

[aggressiveapathy]

there's no point half-assing insanity

[text]

[undeadsidekick]

I don't mind the quiet. And you know what they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

permatext already

[aggressiveapathy]

aren't you in jail for gun molesting or something

fine be that way

[undeadsidekick]

Possession of an unlicensed assault weapon, is the technical term. Molestation makes it sound like some kind of kink.

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
you did shove it out there
all over everyone

[undeadsidekick]

Yeah well, at least I'm "gun guy" now instead of "text guy". I think I traded up.

[aggressiveapathy]

iguess
i mean there's way too many text guys
the city is built on explosions and social awkwardness

[says the woman using text]

[undeadsidekick]

Would you really call it social awkwardness? Seems like people just don't care about how they come off, to me. That's not awkward, it's just a dick move.

[Says one of the biggest dicks in the City.]

[aggressiveapathy]

nah
not caring is the best
if it's not awkward it's trying too hard to be mysterious and cool
like that works

[undeadsidekick]

How do you know they're trying?

[aggressiveapathy]

it's a superpower

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[teamme]

I have so many questions to this I don't even know where to start.

[demonspawn]

Whatever. I'm not even sure what a hideous Ides of March-themed disaster would look like, and I'm pretty sure I don't wanna know.

[hexappeal]

What about St. Patrick's Day

[enigmaestro]

We mark our coming here on the same day, if different years. March fifteenth.

How fabulous are we?

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[currentcy]

Pointless holidays can mean plenty depending on how bored you are.

[hellionated]

[ Side-eyeing the fuck out of you April. ] Does this mean you're actually missing Calendar Man?

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[blueshifting]

It's pointless because it never really meant anything. Maybe use another word?

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[viced]

Yeah, I do, and it was shit.

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[aggressiveapathy]

first
it's called a book
you can download them off the internet

[aggressiveapathy]

something involving all our clothes turning into togas

[aggressiveapathy]

that's a real holiday
everyone does explosions then