Blame jack. He's the one who asked me to on public network. I've pretty much given up on keeping secrets in this place. [Not true. She just figures if she reveals a few flashy secrets, people won't probe into the intimate secrets she really cares about.] Why do you think I'm doing private recruiting?

Alternate dimensions or something wonky like that. I'm gay, she's straight, I prefer tabletop, she does online gaming.

But we look like identical twin.