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capeandcowl2009-04-14 04:05 pm
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People say that God works in mysterious ways, and you know what I say?
Fuck that.
Spontaneity has nothing to do with God, and that’s what it’s all about in the end. Not your fat fucking paycheck, not the rotting slabs of pig muscle in your freezer, not how many goddamn lotion-lubed-up tissues you have left in the stinkin’ box. All that? It doesn’t matter. We aren’t born to this world with a wad of twenties strapped to our chest, so why the hell are we pretending that’s how it’s supposed to play out?
[abruptly switches to voice]
So hi! I'm Tyler. Welcome to Hell!
Who the fuck are you?
[paaaause]
Oh yeah! I almost forgot... This? All of it? It's not real. I just thought you'd like to know.
Fuck that.
Spontaneity has nothing to do with God, and that’s what it’s all about in the end. Not your fat fucking paycheck, not the rotting slabs of pig muscle in your freezer, not how many goddamn lotion-lubed-up tissues you have left in the stinkin’ box. All that? It doesn’t matter. We aren’t born to this world with a wad of twenties strapped to our chest, so why the hell are we pretending that’s how it’s supposed to play out?
[abruptly switches to voice]
So hi! I'm Tyler. Welcome to Hell!
Who the fuck are you?
[paaaause]
Oh yeah! I almost forgot... This? All of it? It's not real. I just thought you'd like to know.