[Video/Private to Batman/Black Mask/Spider-Man/Unhackable]]

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[The camera clearly shows the Joker, wearing a white apron and chefs hat, covered in blood. Behind him are the Robins, also both covered in blood and strapped to chairs. They look in very, very bad shape. Both have mangled hands and their joints hang at unnatural angles. Tim has various knives sicking out of his body at random places and Dick has some sort of knife sticking out of his eye.

Another, smaller portion of the screen shows a separate feed with Selina and Kitty in a similar situation and Harley the one doing the torturing.]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey buddies. How's it goin? I gotta tell ya, I'm doin' great. We're all having a fantastic time. Well, at least I am. Hahahahahaha. We miss you though, Batsy. It's just not as fun without you.

So here's the deal. You got until midnight to find us before I blow the boy blunders, Selina, and whoever the hell that other girl is, up into nothing more than a fine mist.

...

And for god sakes, bring the younger kids some pants, you freaking pedophile.

...

And a pizza. We're getting hungry.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ooc: Assume rescue times start in a couple of hours.]