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[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

Murder and violence are the flavors of the week.

It must be satisfying.

Comments

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Perceptive as always.

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

I'd be happy to contribute to the trend. But, as always, you insist on being in my way.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

I'd hardly call it always, Envy. You just fixate on the smaller details.

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

I'm petty like that.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

So I've noticed. How have you been, aside from that?

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

The same as I have been for four hundred years.

I haven't killed anyone. Yet. If that's what you're asking.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Is it so impossible that I would honestly want to know?

Now that's a surprise.

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

I've been biding my time.

Now would be the ideal time to get away with murder though, don't you think? With all these stupid bastards showing their faces and their kills. I could get away with it, and let one of them take the blame.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

Perhaps that would be more effective if you didn't discuss the idea publicly.

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

Why? It doesn't matter. They wouldn't be able to catch me.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

So you say.

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

How would they? I could be anyone.

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

But not always very thoroughly, Envy.

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I take it your weight isn't an issue.

[private]

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

My weight?

[private]

[easytochop.livejournal.com]

That answers that.