[Voice] [Take one] [Filtered against known villains]

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

This is ridiculous.

People get lost in South Brooklyn all the time but I don't. So here's the deal. Team, you respond to this as fast as you can and I'll pretend that you guys didn't abandon me in the middle of an invasion. Anyone else? Don't bother with directions. I don't need directions. Either my team will find me or I'll find them.

Or else.

Also, I don't know what the accosting was, but I'm going to pretend it didn't happen. Whatever is going on in this place is giving me a headache. Dog tags. Really.

Comments

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Why?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Some ice cream might do you good.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Why does that figure.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

'cause—

Okay. Screw that. You want to grab a beer?

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

How old are you?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

How old am I, or how old does my I.D. say I am?

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

How old are you.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Jeez.

I'm eighteen.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

I don't drink.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Alright. Scrap the drinking plan.

Look, you're new here, and even if you're busy playing superhero, you need to know what's going on. And who's been here for longer than me? Exactly. And don't even think to suggest Teddy, 'cause he got ported in and out. Doesn't count.

I know my way around this place, and I know everything that's happened here. So, how 'bout we grab lunch? Or dinner.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

My priorities are finding my team.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

I know where your team are.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

It's more than just their location.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Oh, right.

Doesn't mean you can't eat.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

I'll consider it.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Cool!

Do you like burgers?

private; voice // MICI I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THESE THREADJACKS. orz.

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

If you actually manage to get him to go out, I will buy you a month's worth of burgers. No joke.

private; voice

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Heh.

It's on. And wait—does it have to be to a bar?

private; voice

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Figured you'd be up to it.

And no, not necessarily. It's just got to be out.

private; voice

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Cool.

He's not gonna eat me, right?

private; voice

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

If you think he's gonna just wave your arms a lot and shout real loud. One of us'll come save you.

private; voice

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

I've gotta make sure he doesn't turn me down first.

private; voice

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

Good luck with that, Nix.

private; voice

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

I think I'm getting somewhere.

private; voice

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

This is me, not holding my breath.