[Voice] [Take one] [Filtered against known villains]

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

This is ridiculous.

People get lost in South Brooklyn all the time but I don't. So here's the deal. Team, you respond to this as fast as you can and I'll pretend that you guys didn't abandon me in the middle of an invasion. Anyone else? Don't bother with directions. I don't need directions. Either my team will find me or I'll find them.

Or else.

Also, I don't know what the accosting was, but I'm going to pretend it didn't happen. Whatever is going on in this place is giving me a headache. Dog tags. Really.

Comments

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

It's more than just their location.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Oh, right.

Doesn't mean you can't eat.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

I'll consider it.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Cool!

Do you like burgers?

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

I'm not a freak of nature. But I don't think that I'll be going out to eat anytime soon.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

C'mon, baby. You say you won't come out any time soon, which just means it's going to get harder and harder to finally surface. I'm even from your universe! You've got nothing to lose.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

....did you just call me baby?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Looks like it.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

No.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

But baby, I can change.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

No.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

To be fair, you never introduced yourself. What else am I supposed to call you?

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Not baby.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

What then? Sir?

You might be into that, but that's kinda weird.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Eli.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Eli. Cute.

I'm Kiden. Guess we're not gonna be getting that burger, huh?

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

No.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Can you promise me something?

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Probably not, but shoot.

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Don't step on Rocket.

Don't kick Rocket.

Don't glare at Rocket.

Don't eat Rocket.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Who's Rocket?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Teddy's cat.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Teddy has a cat?

[timestopping.livejournal.com]

Uh huh! Xavin found some kittens forever ago, and gave one to Teddy and one to my girlfriend.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind.