[Voice] [Take one] [Filtered against known villains]

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

This is ridiculous.

People get lost in South Brooklyn all the time but I don't. So here's the deal. Team, you respond to this as fast as you can and I'll pretend that you guys didn't abandon me in the middle of an invasion. Anyone else? Don't bother with directions. I don't need directions. Either my team will find me or I'll find them.

Or else.

Also, I don't know what the accosting was, but I'm going to pretend it didn't happen. Whatever is going on in this place is giving me a headache. Dog tags. Really.

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[Voice]

[asdflkjgh.livejournal.com]

... which team?

[Voice]

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

...Young Avengers.

[dykeinthesky.livejournal.com]

I think I...I think I know you.

voice;

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Nice to see you too, Eli.

[sarcastic at first, but then lower and more serious]

Situations changed, dude. Like, hardcore.

voice;

[cantyouhearmy.livejournal.com]

[A light exhale, mostly amused sounding.] Well, I'd know those interpersonal skills anywhere.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

......you're one of the Pride kids.

voice + attachment;

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Oh and while you're at it, man, lock up shop. Unless you want all the bad guys to know what's what.

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voice;

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

We were supposed to meet up---

[Static]

What happened.

[dykeinthesky.livejournal.com]

Not anymore.

voice;

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Should I be blaming you for this?

voice + attachment;

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

[Filtered and filtered]

On it.

[Voice]

[asdflkjgh.livejournal.com]

Ah. Good. They're here.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Karolina, right?

voice;

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

Short version? Kind of like a sci-fi snatch and grab, only with a fifty percent more violation of our civil rights.

[Voice]

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

And you?

[dykeinthesky.livejournal.com]

Lucy in the Sky! I'm afraid I didn't catch yours--Patriot, right?

voice;

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

And now the version that makes sense?

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Lucy in the Sky. With diamonds. Well, at least someone's taking advantage of the Beatles.

That's right.

[dykeinthesky.livejournal.com]

It sounded better than bright-rainbow-alien-thing.

Most of your team is here.

voice;

[cantyouhearmy.livejournal.com]

Whoa, hey. This wasn't my fault.

I mean, Eli, c'mon. Logic. How could I possibly have managed this? Iwanttoteleporteveryone,evenpeoplewhoarefictional,toacitylikeNewYorkbutnotandputanIronMansuitinchargeandgetridofthepoliceandgiveeveryonecommunicatorsanddogtagsandmakethemfightcrimeforme is a bit of a mouthful.

[Voice]

[asdflkjgh.livejournal.com]

No team yet. In training.

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

Good to know. And yours?

voice;

[skrullactually.livejournal.com]

[a kind of sigh and something muttered that sounds like 'figures.']

Turns out, some crap went down and the City's police force just up and vanished one day -- don't ask me how or why cause nobody knows. Which is all fine and good until a set of Stark's armor started getting ideas of its own. Built the Porter. Turned it on, and now metas, aliens, frigging angels have been popping up left and right.

We're supposed to be protecting this place. Since there's nobody else to.

[dykeinthesky.livejournal.com]

We're...scattered.

voice;

[righttodissent.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying you did it on purpose.

I'm pretty sure logic stopped applying when Ted tossed out sci-fi snatch and grab.

Who the hell put Iron Man in charge?