001 && [ACCIDENTAL VOICE POST; JAPANESE, TRANSLATED SOMEHOW (SUBTITLED?)]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

[sudden staticky exhalation]

Wait a minute, what do you mean "hero"? You can't just go around dragging people away from where they're supposed to be and making them police your city!

[a reply, male, too muffled to make out specific words]

This just… it shouldn't be allowed! Send me back, send me back right now! And don't you look down at me like that! …yes, I know you're six feet tall and I'm not--

Huh? This thing? It's on? What's it even do, anyway? Hey! Owch! Stupid thing!

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[voice: Japanese]

[satisfiedsigner]

You okay?

[voice: Japanese]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

As fine as a girl could be! This thing just hurt my ears a little, is all.

...And I guess I'm just getting used to the idea that I'm not at home and there's no way to get back to Kyoto from here.

[voice: Japanese]

[satisfiedsigner]

You just got here then? [laughs] Yeah, acclimating's not fun.

You're from Kyoto?

[voice: Japanese]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

Kyotoko, born and raised! You?

And yes, I did just get here. Got told by some red and gold thing that doesn't know samurai have been abolished that I'm supposed to be a hero. [teasing] Does he say that to everybody, or am I just special?

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

IT SELLS YOUR BROTHER INTO PROSTITUTION

ALTERNATELY, YOUR MOM/DAD/SISTER/BEST FRIEND

[voice: Japanese//translated]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

Huh...? Are you trying not to make any sense?

This little box can't really do that, can it?

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

are you saying you want to test it

[voice: Japanese]

[satisfiedsigner]

Satellite, near Neo Domino City, near Tokyo.

[laughs again] No, he tells everyone that. He has no sense of manners; his machine's brought a lot of people here.

[voice: Japanese//translated]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

No! No not at all! Bad enough that Aoshi-sama already sold my clan's honor, I don't want him off selling his body!!

It can't really make him do that, can it...?

[voice: Japanese]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

Huh? There's no "Satellite" or "Neo Domino City" near Tokyo! I've walked there and gone by train!

[giggle] I don't know whether to be relieved that I'm not the only one or angry that he did that at all.

Oh! My manners! I'm Makimachi Misao, by the way!

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

nah

though it would make it amazingly easy for him to transmit naked images of himself to the world, whether on purpose or accidentally, if he had one

[voice: Japanese//translated]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

Uhhh... Uhhh... Uhhhhh.... [then faintly traumatized laughter]

[voice: Japanese]

[satisfiedsigner]

There is in my world...I don't think Neo Domino exists in other worlds, actually.

Angry that he did it at all is a good start. Although it hasn't gotten anyone anywhere.

No problem. I usually forget. Kiryu Kyosuke. Nice to meet you.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

there's your welcome

s'up, buttercup

what's your name

Re: [voice: Japanese]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you too.

[panicked yelp] Wait a minute! Other worlds?!

[voice: Japanese//translated]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

My name is Makimachi Misao. Who are you?

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

tank girl

and yeah, it's my real name

[voice: Japanese//translated]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Tank Girl. You into this hero thing, too?

[Voice]

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

[Click.]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


HahahahahahahhahahahahahaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

No.

[voice: Japanese//translated]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

So what made that so funny?

[voice: Japanese]

[satisfiedsigner]

[laughs] Yeah, other worlds. It's really more like...other realities, not planets. Most of the people here are still from earth, just not always the same earth. The tin can's little machine reaches into different realities and times and plucks people out to put them here.

It's 2009, by the way.

[Voice]

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

Everything, Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I ain't do the goddamn hero thing one minute of any day.

Re: [voice: Japanese]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

Nnnnnnn.... no way no way no way!

That's... that's a hundred and thirty years from yesterday!

[voice: Japanese//translated]

[amnotaweasel.livejournal.com]

So are you the other thing then? A villain? Or are you just you?

[voice: Japanese]

[satisfiedsigner]

...A hundred and thirty, huh?



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