[voice post]

[androllout.livejournal.com]

[a pretty big sneeze, followed by a sniffle]

First, I'd like to know if I can find an available doctor. I looked online, and my symptoms don't seem severe enough to go to a hospital, but I would like to be able to stop backfiring sometime soon. My nose is also leaking. Does anyone know how to prevent this? All medical information I've been able to find assumes that the person looking for this help would be human and would have grown up knowing this stuff.

[another sneeze]

Ugh...

[sniff]

Secondly, I've discovered the identity of the criminal who assaulted and tortured Buster Skeets. There is now a warrant for the arrest of Jonathan Crane, and any information on his whereabouts will be rewarded, as will his actual capture. All units are to be on the lookout for him, in addition to others on the most wanted list.

Lastly - Sentinel. How is the reinforcement of prison security coming?


I have one more thing, actually: has anyone seen Jetfire? I haven't seen him for a few days, and I'm starting to get worried.

Comments

[voice]

[olcountrydoc.livejournal.com]

Tired? Headache? You have a cold, get some rest.

[voice]

[androllout.livejournal.com]

Yes, I intend to.

I'm more worried about keeping my nose from leaking. It's... gross.

[frobocop.livejournal.com]

Got it, chief.

[androllout.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Atsuko.

Any news on other criminals?

[voice]

[olcountrydoc.livejournal.com]

Blow it.

That is, get a tissue or maybe a handkerchief, hold it to your nose, and exhale through your nose in a good, hard blast.

[theprimerprime.livejournal.com]

The place is finally repaired, and I've got the staff to keep it that way. These security systems are ancient though...small wonder the clown and her bombs were able to get as far as they did. What are the odds we can get some better tech in here? Something that'll do a better job of keeping slime like Carnage in their place?

And speaking of slime...I am not touching those disease-covered little papers of yours, so you had better pick them up yourself.

[voice]

[androllout.livejournal.com]

[a good long pause]

Okay.

just when I thought that I was getting used to human functions...

[androllout.livejournal.com]

Oh for the love of-- Of course, Sentinel, I don't expect you to pick up after me.

[androllout.livejournal.com]

And have you tried looking around for someone that has experience in higher-end tech? I'm sure someone around here knows how to build at least a force field.

[theprimerprime.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be leaving them out in the first place. Are you trying to get the rest of us sick?

Seriously. It's called a trash can. Use it.

[theprimerprime.livejournal.com]

I've thought about it. But I'm not about to let just anyone mess around with my jail. It needs to be someone I know I can trust.

[androllout.livejournal.com]

Well, you're not going to find anyone if you don't ask around.

[frobocop.livejournal.com]

Nothing worth saying.

[a brief pause WOW HE ACTUALLY DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO BLOW HIS NOSE]

You can take medicine to keep the running down.

[theprimerprime.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me how to do my job!

[voice; off comm #18727967]

[yayashton.livejournal.com]

If you want your nose to stop running, you might try Tabasco sauce.

[androllout.livejournal.com]

Ah.

[well come on he hadn't had a nose PERIOD until four months ago]

What kinds?

[voice]

[androllout.livejournal.com]

But Tasbasco sauce is spicy. Won't that just hurt?

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

Good. Now we've got definite evidence. The bastard can't play that 'oh, it's been five years or months or whatever since I left the city' card he used on me last time.

Also, can you get warrants to arrest metahumans who go by the alias of Bullseye and Carnage? I have a statement from a meta named 'Harley Quinn' that the two attacked her. She's in the shrink ward if you want to talk to her yourself. Despite the attack on Harley, I'm sure that those two have rap sheets a mile long anyway.

[frobocop.livejournal.com]

[BUT FACTS GET IN THE WAY OF HER JUDGING HIM also there is a pause where she looks up what the fuck the English word for it is even]

Antihistamines. Eating spicy food and drinking a lot of water helps.

[frobocop.livejournal.com]

Carnage is in custody.

[androllout.livejournal.com]

There's already warrants for both, yes. They're already wanted for escaping prison.

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

Great.

I'm assuming that Bullseye isn't, then.

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

Great.

Hey, if you need any help around the station, feel free to call me.

[frobocop.livejournal.com]

If only. I don't think anyone's seen him in weeks.

[androllout.livejournal.com]

We could definitely use some help with the paper work. I've been doing two jobs, basically, so I'd love some help.