Senseless violence is apparently evil. That's the thing - I know a guy what made an island full of peace and intellectual happy crappy progressive goodness and it was the most boring motherscratchin' place ever. Is that the future all the goodniks of the world are fightin' for? I mean, me, I'm fightin' for Star Trek future, because all the dames have to wear short skirts or low-cut Counselor Troi jumpsuits - plus, PHASERS and FLOATING SPACE LINCOLN and ALL THE GREEN CHICKS YOU CAN BOFF!
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