solar_absorber: (grin (w/ Midnighter))
Apollo ([personal profile] solar_absorber) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-02-07 12:36 am

002 | accidental voice

[There's a dull thud as the comm falls to the floor and turns on. At first there's only a background noise of voices too low to hear. A television playing in the background.]

And Midnighter, that one is Damon, Stefen's younger brother. He's the "bad vampire" with the attitude that all the girls fall for. But he's secretly a good guy deep down. Sound familiar?

[Just. A suspiciously pained sigh.] I'm pretty sure this is considered torture in at least five states.

[He gets a laugh is response.]Oh stop being such a drama queen. We're only a couple of seasons behind. We'll catch up in no time.

[Even more dramatic this time:] Oh god. I thought you loved me. [beat] ... You are kidding, right? Apollo?

The show is in it's third season, this is only the first. Didn't I mention that? [Pause.] Must have slipped my mind.

You did it on purpose, you ass. [Grumpy muttering, followed by a bit of fabric rustling.] We're not watching all of that tonight.

So it's my fault I have to trick you into watching TV with me?[A click is heard as the TV is turned off.] Fine. But tomorrow we're picking up right where we left off.

There are no words for how much I wish I could still get drunk. [Suspicious pause, now that the TV isn't making noise anymore:] Do you hear that? Someone's phone is on. [Beat.] Oh, come on.
maskurbates: (Heh)


[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-07 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
bringerofwar: (dodging jack's smelly feet)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-07 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to find a way to take this out on you. You realize.
maskurbates: (Never thought of it that way)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-07 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I never would have pegged you as the kind of guy who misappropriates his anger.
bringerofwar: (pic#1563711)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-07 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll feel just terrible about it afterwards.
maskurbates: (Pimps up hos down)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-07 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
But not as terrible as you feel now, I imagine.
bringerofwar: (perhaps enjoying this a bit too much)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-07 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the point, Roman.
maskurbates: (Bitches don't know bout my)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-07 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
And here you have us all wanting to believe you're a pure sadist.

Admit it: you like being whipped.
bringerofwar: (the deadest eyes)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-07 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to enjoy ruining everything you've set up here.

A lot.
maskurbates: (Pimpin' ain't easy)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-07 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you aren't beginning to take a personal interest in this.
bringerofwar: (:|b)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-07 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't fish for compliments, Roman.
maskurbates: (Scotch bitches)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't look to costumed psychopaths for validation, Midnighter.
bringerofwar: (n o p e)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-07 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That, I don't believe.
maskurbates: (It's your lucky day!)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
That's rude. Catwoman is hardly a psychopath.
bringerofwar: (pic#1563694)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-08 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
You're really reaching for the stars, there, Roman.
maskurbates: (Whachu talkin' bout Willis?)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
You don't even know Catwoman.
enigmaestro: (Cocky.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's not like I rang false.

[LYING?? probably but so what.]
maskurbates: (Ceiling Roman is watching you masturbate)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
You two have something in common. That's wonderful.

Leave me out of it.
enigmaestro: (I am so excited to be talking to Eridan.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-08 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
See, this is why we never teamed up before my reformation.
maskurbates: (Bored as shit)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure that's exactly the reason.
enigmaestro: (Pause.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-08 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Naughty thing to test.
maskurbates: (Chillin out maxin and relaxin all cool)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Stop calling me naughty. It's unsavory.
bringerofwar: (CRAZY EYES)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
enigmaestro: (Enthusiasm.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-08 03:24 am (UTC)(link)