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[amoray]

so im havvin an amazin wweek howw about evverybody else
that important matter aside i wwouldnt normally havve the time for addressin you lot again in such short order wwhat wwith quadrants day and my related hectic social schedule upcomin and all but ill make an exception this time around
wwe havve a important matter to deal wwith and the longer wwe take to up and fuckin do somethin about it the more a pain in my fuckin gills its goin to end up bein
wwell mine and wwhatevver humans got that kinda approximate to gills anywway
naturally im glubbin about this copycatbeast infestation runnin about potentially destroyin our infrastructure and shit like that wwhich i for one wwill not stand for
i mean if anybodys goin to be destroyin any infrastructure a mine they oughta at LEAST come stand an do it out in the open so i can draww and quarter em you knoww thats just good fuckin manners for any race alien or not
so i say wwe ought to open up an official-type invvestigation you knoww pool our abilities and resources and all that carp
wworkin together wwe could havve this little skrull affair settled all quiet-like wwithin the wweek long as wwe arent squeamish
not advvocatin a slaughter or anythin here thats not in my nature but im just sayin wwe might havve to get our fins dirty
that aside my bein a natural hatched leader i suggest all a you appoint me in charge a said group though you knoww thats more a suggestion than anythin else dont look too deep into it
unless you wwant to

ok noww wwhos wwith me

Comments

[maskurbates]

By what method are you determining who is a Skrull?

[amoray]

pickin out anybody wwhos actin outta the norm and takin em off for interrogation
theyll be lookin to attack our powwer holders and influential members a the populace so i propose survveilance and regular questionin on those wwe cant outright interrogate for political reasons wwhether or not theyre actin wweird
anywway like i said wwell BORROWW anybody wwhos actin evven kinda strange and wwhisk em awway to an undisclosed location for interrogation in case any other possible members a their ilk feel like stagin a rescue or somesuch
nothin lethal of course im not lookin to get locked up here
wwaterboardin and some sleep deprivvation to soften em up
wwell keep the pressure on til i dig up somebody wwith powwers to identify people since theyvve GOTTA fuckin exist around here all kinds of shit does and then release the civvilians

you knoww real cordial and shit

oops i know what words mean

[maskurbates]

Influential members such as your guardian.

words are difficult okay

[amoray]

and myself naturally
yeah ivve figured wwhat kinda pain in the fuckin gills itd be but honestly id rather spend a couple a hours a wweek answwerin questions than let some fuckin IMPOSTER wwalk around sportin my face you knoww wwhat i mean

[amoray]

oh wwhoops sorry about the face thing

[maskurbates]

Naturally.

You are aware the mimicry is supposedly flawless.

[no comment on the face comment but now he is wondering if eddie told eridan about his power :|]

[amoray]

psshh nothins FLAWWLESS you just gotta knoww wwhere to hit em and make it count

[NO HE'S JUST TACTLESS]

[maskurbates]

Will you be "interrogating" the Deputy Mayor as well?

[amoray]

i already do that evvery evvenin at dinner
oh wwait you mean the wwaterboardin kinda interrogation right
as the leader of the anti-skrull movvement and his moirail i believve my questionin him wwill be sufficient
wwe just need to make sure nothin happens to me

[maskurbates]

At least somebody is.

Though I am led to believe that even a very harsh questioning is sufficient. If I were you, I would torture the hell out of him. If he were truly dedicated to the anti-Skrull movement, he would be the first to volunteer in proving his innocence.

[amoray]

look nobodys torturin ed long as im suckin seawwater alright
noww if he turns out to be a skrull in the end ill cull him myself as his moirail but i dont wwant to do anythin DRASTIC right off the fuckin bat
hes not evven actin any more suspicious than usual

[maskurbates]

That's the point, Ampora.

[amoray]

see if he WWASNT actin suspicious at all then itd be suspicious
currently hes actin mildly suspicious wwith a side a smugly mysterious but thats the usual
so wwe havve nothin to wworry about
are you followwin

[maskurbates]

Nevermind.

I trust you'll keep us all informed.

[amoray]

naturally
wwhat kinda movvement leader wwould i be otherwwise
a fuckin shady one thats wwhat
and actin shady like that gets your wwaterboarded around here though you knoww thats not really a issue for me

[maskurbates]

Not at all an issue?

[amoray]

i havve gills

[maskurbates]

Don't fish ever feel like they're drowning in air? I'm sure it's possible somehow.

[amoray]

im technically amphibious so thats not an issue either
this is soundin vvaguely threatenin fyi you might wwant to deal wwith that

[maskurbates]

I'm dealing with it by putting that important information in the file I have on you. Never know when it might come in handy.

[amoray]

oh i havve a file thats kinda flatterin
as a wwarnin im experienced in assassination attempts

[maskurbates]

If you want to take it as flattery, go ahead.

As a warning, I'm experienced in evading assassination attempts.

[amoray]

oh so am i
wwhat you didnt think i wwas threatenin your life or anythin did you that wwould be untowward
its good wwere on the same page though im not really LOOKIN to cause misunderstandins here

[maskurbates]

I vaguely threaten yours and Nygma's lives, you vaguely threaten mine, it's how these things work. No need to delude yourself about it.

[amoray]

yeah but you knoww people around here still got the illusion i wwouldnt slit em open ovver my next dinner
so ivve got a reputation to uphold here nothin personal