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[amoray]

so im havvin an amazin wweek howw about evverybody else
that important matter aside i wwouldnt normally havve the time for addressin you lot again in such short order wwhat wwith quadrants day and my related hectic social schedule upcomin and all but ill make an exception this time around
wwe havve a important matter to deal wwith and the longer wwe take to up and fuckin do somethin about it the more a pain in my fuckin gills its goin to end up bein
wwell mine and wwhatevver humans got that kinda approximate to gills anywway
naturally im glubbin about this copycatbeast infestation runnin about potentially destroyin our infrastructure and shit like that wwhich i for one wwill not stand for
i mean if anybodys goin to be destroyin any infrastructure a mine they oughta at LEAST come stand an do it out in the open so i can draww and quarter em you knoww thats just good fuckin manners for any race alien or not
so i say wwe ought to open up an official-type invvestigation you knoww pool our abilities and resources and all that carp
wworkin together wwe could havve this little skrull affair settled all quiet-like wwithin the wweek long as wwe arent squeamish
not advvocatin a slaughter or anythin here thats not in my nature but im just sayin wwe might havve to get our fins dirty
that aside my bein a natural hatched leader i suggest all a you appoint me in charge a said group though you knoww thats more a suggestion than anythin else dont look too deep into it
unless you wwant to

ok noww wwhos wwith me

Comments

[maskurbates]

If you want to take it as flattery, go ahead.

As a warning, I'm experienced in evading assassination attempts.

[amoray]

oh so am i
wwhat you didnt think i wwas threatenin your life or anythin did you that wwould be untowward
its good wwere on the same page though im not really LOOKIN to cause misunderstandins here

[maskurbates]

I vaguely threaten yours and Nygma's lives, you vaguely threaten mine, it's how these things work. No need to delude yourself about it.

[amoray]

yeah but you knoww people around here still got the illusion i wwouldnt slit em open ovver my next dinner
so ivve got a reputation to uphold here nothin personal

[maskurbates]

No, you wouldn't.

[amoray]

wwouldnt wwhat eat a human
noww i admit human blood has a kinda unappeasin taste
ill assume its from bein a fuckin nauseatin shade a proletarian candy red
but hey its not VVISCERALLY SICKENIN or anythin
actually its basically like lowwer-caste grubsauce gone bad
but i hear youre a kinda theoretical blueblood far as humans goes maybe yours wwouldnt be so fuckin foul

[maskurbates]

[...]

Is that what Nygma's been telling you?

[amoray]

[oh no his lousy intimidation attempts don't work on hardened gangsters

this is awful!!]

wwell he says youre from good bloodlines
you knoww for a human
upper echelons a gotham society and all that
i mean bluebloods are still beloww my blood color personally but its an acceptable shade for a filthy land dwwellin sort

[maskurbates]

[doesn't bother to comment one way or the other because eridan is charming ok it'd be cruel to disillusion him immediately]

He's really preoccupied with me, isn't he? He isn't wrong, btw.

[amoray]

wwell i wwouldnt say hes PREOCCUPIED wwith you that wwould imply concupiscent leanins a some sort or another towwards your owwn personal self
and wwhile i dont doubt it could POSSIBLY happen wwith wwork youd havve to beat out norm and a bevvy a other potential caliginous suitors for his black affections
honestly though youd probably just kill each other so its not really wworth wwastin the effort

[maskurbates]

Your assumptions couldn't be farther from the truth.

[amoray]

ok consider this a pollin question then
are you feelin any manner a wworst nemesis type hate towwards the bat

[maskurbates]

I know where this is going and no.

Catwoman on the other hand...

[amoray]

oh feelin bellicose towwards cats are wwe
wwhys that

[maskurbates]

We go way back.

[amoray]

oh bein coy wwith the details huh
thats cool i wwouldnt expect someone like yourself to go spillin your guts wwithout some help

seriously though wwhy cats
me an her talk all the glubbin time and she nevver mentioned you

[maskurbates]

And now you two have something else to talk about.