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[tattleina]

[The camera has been expertly placed on a table, and when the recording starts, Shirley hurries in from the side to speak. She's in the Pie Hole, which is looking significantly cleaner than last time you saw it. She's also wearing a party hat, just like the icon.]

Hello! As, um, certain people have already pointed out, today is a very special day.

You see, today is Pi Day! Since it's the fourteenth of the third month, or 3.14! Isn't that- Uh. Isn't that good!

[She looks pretty awkward here, but she remembers herself and begins swooping her hands out alternatively from side to side like she's handing someone a sandwich.]

And do you know what else involves pies? The Pie Hole! Unfortunately we had to temporarily close due to Ned's departure, and my brief absence, but we are now officially reopening! Our doors are now open for all of your delicious pastry needs.

Come down for our delicious pies, our lovely cup-pies, and our orgasmically delicious brownies. Oh! And we have jobs open, if anyone would like one.

So, um- I think that's it. Thank you!

[She dashes back over to the camera again to switch it off.]

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[halfwitch]

You're the one who makes the brownies? [Beat] Miss Shahra told me about you.

[tattleina]

Oh! Yes, that's me.

[halfwitch]

Do they cost a lot?

[tattleina]

It depends on which type you get, but they're not too expensive.

[halfwitch]

Chocolate. With nuts.

[tattleina]

Oh, those are three dollars, if you're talking about brownies. They're very affordable!

[halfwitch]

That's cheap in American money, right? Okay, that sounds good.

[tattleina]

Um, yes. Although the term affordable sounds better.

[halfwitch]

Um. I guess?