somethinglawful: terezi laments the state of her life dramatically (genuine distress!!)
Terezi Pyrope ([personal profile] somethinglawful) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-04-09 10:36 pm

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Oh my gosh, I need advice right now!!!

[gee, terezi sure does seem to be worked up about something. she sounds terribly distressed!]

I'm in big trouble!! I had a sleepover with my matesprit and gave him a kiss and now I'm going to get teen human pregnant and the clap!!! What am I gonna do??

[a pause. playing a hideously stupid prank on matt is not enough, she must drag finn into this too!!]

Finn, you'd better get a job so we can support our mutant hybrid wiggler!! Or baby!! Oh man, I don't even know what it's gonna be!

[and with that, she ends the post! this is her way of getting back at matt for telling her a lot of ridiculous things concerning boys and girls and what they ought not be doing with each other. trollgirls will always have their revenge.]