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[somethinglawful]

Oh my gosh, I need advice right now!!!

[gee, terezi sure does seem to be worked up about something. she sounds terribly distressed!]

I'm in big trouble!! I had a sleepover with my matesprit and gave him a kiss and now I'm going to get teen human pregnant and the clap!!! What am I gonna do??

[a pause. playing a hideously stupid prank on matt is not enough, she must drag finn into this too!!]

Finn, you'd better get a job so we can support our mutant hybrid wiggler!! Or baby!! Oh man, I don't even know what it's gonna be!

[and with that, she ends the post! this is her way of getting back at matt for telling her a lot of ridiculous things concerning boys and girls and what they ought not be doing with each other. trollgirls will always have their revenge.]

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permavoice

[seeress]

[ oh my god she is snickering in her head BECAUSE SHE LOVES PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PARENTING WARS but uh

totally calm and collected ]

You should have used protection, Terezi.

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[andromynous]

[...what.

Andromeda raises her eyebrow at the screen.]

Terezi, dear. You can most certainly not get pregnant from kissing.

[Or hot-tubs. She's looking at you, GLEE kids.]

permavoice;

[guardiandevil]

[oh for the love of benji]

Terezi.

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[glowsferatu]

Terezi, as I have tried to educate you on multiple occasions, that is not the method by which reproduction is accomplished with humans.

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[rhombus]

OMIGLOB

OHMIGLOBOMIGLOBOMIGLOBE WHAT'S THE CLAP?? DO I HAVE IT? HOW MUCH WILL A BABY COST? OH MY GLOB WHAT WILL WE NAME IT?

voice

[girlverine]

...It doesn't work that way.

[Man trolls are odd.]

voice

[brutalsorrow]

[what. what is this even]

I do not believe that is how human reproduction works.

voice

[backstabbing]

Trust me, kissing won't get you pregnant. It takes much more than that.

permavoice;

[sweetvalleygirl]

Was it just a kiss? Or did you guys do it?

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[hellionated]

[ oh god what is this? whatever it is, it's making him laugh ]

Pregnant from kissing? That's a new one.

What're you gonna call it?

[Voice]

[dupable]

[ Well... she sure does sound upset about it... so clearly the best thing to do is to try and see if he can make it worse. ]

Oh man, if you guys kissed at a sleepover then that probably means you're going to have twins.

[voice]

[lastnerv]

[Okay this is the funniest thing he's seen in weeks.]

Yeah, that sounds like a big problem alright. Hope you're ready for motherhood!

Voice;

[jewelofborune]

You don't get pregnant from merely kissing somebody.

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[crab]

[ ):B ]

[futureleader]

Well congratulations!

I hope you both have a healthy mutant baby before you die of the clap!

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[bedeviledspider]

[ Oh, sort of little sis. He is shaking his head at you. ]

That's... not how it works.

voice;

[secondhandwebs]

...wiggler?

[Matt, what have you been telling her]

NOT HERE

[exceptfebruary]

[ He's absconding from this post ]

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[whatsupcroc]

What's a matesprite?

[ ... Hey everyone else covered that it wasn't possible, all right? ]

permavid & text SORRY THIS IS SO LATE

[culver]

I do not think you are old enough to have a baby Terezi.

[aliveandticking]

Terezi, how could you? I thought Dave warned you about getting human teen pregnant!