008:: Don't dream it's over [text; locked from Jessica Wakefield]

[undeadsidekick]

I'll make this short and sweet.




Who the fuck is Danny Rand?

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permavoice;

[guardiandevil]

[W E L P]

He's a friend of mine.

What do you want to know about him?

[text]

[undeadsidekick]

You again.

[guardiandevil]

Me again.

[undeadsidekick]

Isn't this awkward.

You want to tell me why you think I care about this asshole?

[guardiandevil]

You two were close.

[undeadsidekick]

So I've been told. Funny thing is I don't get close.

[guardiandevil]

You got close to him.

[undeadsidekick]

Show, don't tell.

[guardiandevil]

You want the illustrated version?

[undeadsidekick]

It might help seeing as all anybody wants to tell me about this kid is that we were "close".

gently... privates this

[guardiandevil]

First off, Danny's thirty-two-ish. Not a kid.

Second... you're an adult. You can read between the lines.

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[undeadsidekick]

Unless we got matching tattoos, I'm not sure what lines there are to read between.

piggybacking on encryptions forever~~

[guardiandevil]

You could have had matching tattoos. I'm not sure. I'm blind.

(fuu)

[undeadsidekick]

No shit.

(troll)

[guardiandevil]

And anyways, I'm not sure what you want to know exactly.

[undeadsidekick]

Why you think I care about some douchebag I don't even know. And why the best I can get out of everyone is that we were "close". It's like they're afraid to tell me, or something and it's fucking irritating.

[guardiandevil]

Danny's not a douchebag. He's about as far from being a douchebag as a person can get. Universally beloved is really a better term for him.

And really, man? Do you not get what everyone is oh-so politely hinting at here?

[undeadsidekick]

Maybe I need things spelled out for me. Maybe I know what they say about assumptions.

[guardiandevil]

Alright, fine.

The exact dynamics of your relationship weren't widely known. But you were close enough to each other that it caused some strife between Danny and his best friend from home.

1/?

[undeadsidekick]

[undeadsidekick]

[Huh.]

[undeadsidekick]

That's a little unsettling.

[guardiandevil]

No it isn't.

[undeadsidekick]

Says you.

[guardiandevil]

You'll recover.

Danny's a great guy, for what that's worth.