008:: Don't dream it's over [text; locked from Jessica Wakefield]

[undeadsidekick]

I'll make this short and sweet.




Who the fuck is Danny Rand?

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[guardiandevil]

No it isn't.

[undeadsidekick]

Says you.

[guardiandevil]

You'll recover.

Danny's a great guy, for what that's worth.

[undeadsidekick]

Then the fight probably had to do with me not being a great guy.

Story of my life, I guess.

[guardiandevil]

I don't know you well enough to say one way or the other. But if I had to bet...

[undeadsidekick]

Gambling's a bad habit. The odds are stacked against me anyway.

You're still not getting those encryptions.

[guardiandevil]

Is that what this is about?

[undeadsidekick]

Yep.

[guardiandevil]

Wow. I'd forgotten all about that. Go figure.

[undeadsidekick]

Right. Well it's not happening anyway, so too bad.

[guardiandevil]

So he says.

[undeadsidekick]

Sorry, but "one of your past, alternate dimension selves might have had a thing for some old guy I was friends with" isn't really a valid reason for me to do you any favors.

[guardiandevil]

You're reading into this too deeply, Jason. I never made any demands or extortion attempts, any I really don't appreciate the insinuation that I did.

[undeadsidekick]

Usually when people threateningly imply that they know someone, it's an extortion attempt of some variety. Forgive me for assuming, that in a city of superheroes and related psychos, that would be the case here. Golly gee, what the hell was I thinking.

[guardiandevil]

You of all people should know what they say about assumptions.

[undeadsidekick]

Me of all people.

[guardiandevil]

That's what I said.

[undeadsidekick]

You're still not getting your goddamn encryptions.

[guardiandevil]

And if I made it worth your while?

[undeadsidekick]

Am I suppose to read into that, or are you just shitty with phrasing?

[guardiandevil]

Jesus, this is like talking to an extremely thick wall.

I'm offering cash for codes.

[undeadsidekick]

If that's true, you can find better than mine for sale. Hit me up when you need some prescription pills, though. You seem like the type who could use them.

[guardiandevil]

Are you offering to sell me narcotics without a prescription? Seriously?

How stupid are you? Scale of one to ten?

[undeadsidekick]

Funny, I thought you were reading pretty well for a blind guy.

Which would the greater number imply?

[guardiandevil]

I make an effort.

Ten would imply a higher level of stupidity.