capeandcowl | Preserves

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Preserves | Voice

Any of you motherfuckers know shit about keeping _{uhhhh, let's say meat,} new like one of them pressed petal budders some of you all like?

_{Or them fucking stitched up animals that you've got to having in jars?}

And say you don't got a lot of expensive shit for keeping it. _{And you can't get that wicked shit anyway.} What'd you keep it in?

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[ oh she does not like the sound of this at all ]

Youre Hoarding Corpses Arent You

i ain't got whole bodies if you're thinking that shit.

[Well, he might have enough parts to make a whole one. Maybe.]

Edited 2012-06-05 07:35 (UTC)

And What Would Lead Me To that Conclusion
A History Of Leaving Them Intact Is Something Youve Certainly Avoided

THAT'S MOTHERFUCKIN TRUE.
they are easy to all juggle when you don't have to lift the whole fuckin thing anyway.
THEM HEADS I HAD WERE EASIER MOVING THAN THE FUCKING TORSOS.
torsos can be easier to dance with though i guess.
MIGHT HAVE SOME FUCKIN USE TO THEM LIKE THEY ALL ARE.

Oh Wow Thats Worse Than When I Believed It To Only Be Kissing
You Need To Stop

Edited 2012-06-05 07:59 (UTC)

didn't say i was up and swinging around with them motherfuckin things.
SAID THEY'D BE TO ALL FUCKIN DANCE WITH.
sister, you need to stop making assumptions about what i'm at doing.
CAN'T BE GOOD FOR YOURSELF TO KEEP GUESSING ON THE WHAT COULD BE ALL WRONG.

It Doesnt Require Speculation To Know That Is An Unsanitary And Generally Untoward Vice To Indulge In
Dont You Think Youd Done Quite Enough To Those Individuals While They Remained Among The Living

ain't possible to hurt themselves when they're all gone like this.
THEM MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T FEEL SHIT.
can't be hurt.
CAN'T FEEL FUCKIN SCARED.
they might still all hear myself and they keep me company, but i ain't hurting no.
BODY.

And Wouldnt A Body Be The Only Thing Left In Your Possession
So To Say That No Body Is Being Affected Is Woefully Inaccurate
But Uh
As A Related Aside
Something Highly Unpleasant Just Occurred To Me That I Feel I Should Confirm
Please Tell Me That My Previously Disconnected Appendage Isnt Among This Anatomical Collection Of Yours

ahahahaha.
SISTER, YOU'D BE MORE FUN IF YOU FUCKIN FOCUSED ON WORDS LIKE THAT.
more than that way you usually motherfuckin do.
WHERE YOU JUST TRY TO UP AND MAKE SENSE.
instead of letting it all flow out.
OR GET INTO JOKES LIKE WORDS.
were fucking meant to do.
AND YOUR SHIT AIN'T HERE.
don't know what the fuck happened at your arm.

Well I Suppose I Can Take Some Small Solace In That Fact
But Dont Think Me Unskilled In Rhetoric Gamzee
The Simple Fact Of The Matter Is That You Do Very Little To Inspire My Amusement

DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD BE FUCKIN AMUSED, SISTER.
all i seen from you is serious, nosy, and depressed shit.
DON'T THINK THERE'S A HAPPY FUCKIN THING IN YOU.
that'd make you find something funny.
OR EVEN GET A WICKED JOKE.

Maybe Its Just That Youve Failed To Achieve The Plateau Of Humor You Imagine To Have Climbed
If Anything It Was A Descent
You Keep Laughing But Its Not An Especially Appealing Joke
Unfortunately Youre Entirely Too Dense To Recognize This
All The While Failing To Gauge The Reaction Displayed By The Gathering Of Witnesses Youve Accumulated

Edited 2012-06-16 09:39 (UTC)

i got motherfuckers to laugh at my jokes.
NOT AT MYSELF.
not like the only jokes you've got to having.

Edited 2012-06-19 08:01 (UTC)

The Only Laughs You Inspire Come From Mimicked Movements On Severed Heads
The Sounds Produced By Yourself
Who Am I Kidding You Probably Actually And In All Reality Do That

ONLY MOTHERFUCKIN DID THAT TWICE.
and don't change that other brothers and sisters have laughed at my shit.

[Making Equius laugh probably shouldn't count either.]

Nervously
Potentially Inspired By Fear
But Doubtfully Out Of Genuine Amusement

SHIT WAS GENUINE.
don't be saying i can't get a motherfucker's laugh on.

Edited 2012-06-19 09:04 (UTC)

Right Because Who Will Answer With All Sincerity
Other Than Myself Of Course

TAVROS FOR ONE MOTHERFUCKER.
bunch a motherfuckers up in here besides too.

The Lack Of Tavros Current Presence To Allow Him To Give A Response To That Supposition Renders It Moot
Which Motherfuckers Might You Be Referring To

YOU DON'T KNOW THEM.
but there were a few brothers that helped me with shit before.
DON'T THINK THEY'D BE HAPPY TO GET TO BEING MENTIONED.
police might not like them.
AND ARRESTING AIN'T GOOD FOR FRIENDSHIP.
even if you aren't like what you were.

So Im Not Acquainted With Them And Prudence Would Advise Against Their Mention
Wow I Am Most Certainly Assured Of Their Strictly Non-Imaginary Existence

THEY AIN'T IMAGINARY MOTHERFUCKER.
can still get their effect on just without you seeing them or knowing much about them.
KIND OF LIKE HOW THE SHIT UP AT IN YOUR PAN CAN GET TO WORKING.

Yes But One Could Theoretically Open My Skull And Take In A Full View Of That
In Fact If Memory Serves You Nearly Accomplished That On A Previous Occasion
The Point Being It Is Always Present If Obscured So One Neednt Question The Validity Of Its Existence

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