permavid; only registered name on the comm is "spider-man"

[remake]

[ The video is up-side down. It's hard to tell, because the guy in the video is also up-side down, sticking to the shiny, windowed side of an office building by his hand and feet. He looks distinctly spider-man themed, but the design is different and so is the voice. He sounds awful young. ]

Okay. Okay. I'm not freaking out but- [ A pause for some quick, audibly shallow breaths. ] -uh. I might be freaking out? Uh. There's- there's someone else living where my house is supposed to be which is really not cool, and I can't figure out what happened to the Triskelion. I'd like to help y'all out but.

If I had- uh, I don't know, directions maybe I could... knock on the door and get you some r-real- some better heroes. I kind of know Nick Fury? Sort of.

And it sounds like you need that. I-I mean, I can stop muggers and stuff, and I guess like The Ringer and Kangaroo (I'm so not making that up, there's a dude that calls himself "Kangaroo"), but this whole-- this whole alternate dimension thing is way over my head and-

[ Hitched breathing. ] And I'm still... working on it.

Comments

[incywincyhero]

Reed.

[elongates]

Don't Reed me.

I have a right to talk to someone without being forcefully interrupted every. Single. Time!

[incywincyhero]

It'd be nice if you'd remember that's my little sister you're talking to.

[elongates]

[ a massive, childish eyeroll. ]

Fine. Fine. I'll take your sister's abuse without so much as putting up a fight.

At least one of us should act like an adult.

[incywincyhero]

I'm not sure she's the one being abusive. If you want to convince me you're not what she says you are, this is not the way to do it.

[elongates]

Do me a favor. [ he points. ] Call her off.

[incywincyhero]

How about you both stop insulting each other. Sure sounds like the ideal situation to me.

[elongates]

[ off-handedly: ]

Sure.

[incywincyhero]

Great. See how easy that was?

[elongates]

Mmhmm. I'm going to go do something productive.

Maybe wash my hair.

[ disconnect! ]

[incywincyhero]

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