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capeandcowl2012-07-23 04:55 pm
hexappeal) wrote in capeandcowl2012-07-23 04:55 pm
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☆ video, blocked from larsa.
[This also has some magical encrypting going on so it's blocked from anyone under 21 years of age. Sorry, kids, but she really doesn't want to deal with any more discomfort than she's already facing!
Zee's over at Bruce's place, sitting on the floor in a t-shirt and a pair shorts, covered in pugs that her hands are busy occupied petting and scritching. Though she's clearly aware that she's recording, she doesn't seem to quite be ready to talk.]
Alright, Network. [She lifts one of the pugblobs into her lap.] How am I supposed to explain sex to a 13 year old? Actually, I... could I maybe get a volunteer to explain to him? Maybe? [An exasperated sigh. This is really not how she wanted to spend her afternoon.] You see, some guy sold him this risqué novel. After Larsa told me it wasn't what he thought it was, that it got really "adult," I skimmed it. I ended up going to the shop and giving the owner an earful, but it doesn't undo the damage.
[The other pug manages to climb into her lap; they both can't fit, so they kind of hang off of her. She doesn't make any motion to remove either of them.] What I'm getting at is that I'm not prepared to give him "the talk." Help me City, you're my only hope?
Zee's over at Bruce's place, sitting on the floor in a t-shirt and a pair shorts, covered in pugs that her hands are busy occupied petting and scritching. Though she's clearly aware that she's recording, she doesn't seem to quite be ready to talk.]
Alright, Network. [She lifts one of the pugblobs into her lap.] How am I supposed to explain sex to a 13 year old? Actually, I... could I maybe get a volunteer to explain to him? Maybe? [An exasperated sigh. This is really not how she wanted to spend her afternoon.] You see, some guy sold him this risqué novel. After Larsa told me it wasn't what he thought it was, that it got really "adult," I skimmed it. I ended up going to the shop and giving the owner an earful, but it doesn't undo the damage.
[The other pug manages to climb into her lap; they both can't fit, so they kind of hang off of her. She doesn't make any motion to remove either of them.] What I'm getting at is that I'm not prepared to give him "the talk." Help me City, you're my only hope?
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The part where she gets knocked up is the procreating bit.
I'm pretty sure I'd be awful at explaining this.
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Explaining sex to the thirteen year old I adopted isn't not a paying gig, anyway. No loss.
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Maybe fucking add that there's no such thing as damp lady sweetness, really?
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I think I'd rather he use that term than other more... vulgar and graphic ones, at least.
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Probably.
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Yeah, I dunno.
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I'm kinda surprised he doesn't say it already.
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He comes from some semi-medieval fantasy sort of world. Child emperor, even. Guess it sort of goes hand-in-hand with being so polite and proper that it makes you uncomfortable.
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If I say the wrong thing, he might go Mormon on me...
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He might just.
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