capeandcowl | 38th

Y'know what, Network? If I've gotta listen to people yap about the Olympics for the next week - thanks for that by the way, dead Greek dudes - then I'm gonna just come out and say what I think. Like I always do. Even when it's not a good idea.

Mutants and other imPorts with non-crappy powers not having organized sports here is total bullshit. See, back in my world we have this thing called Unlimited Class Wrestling just for people with superstrength, and a bunch of other, less-legal wrestling groups like that one I was in for a little while 'cause of that thing Julian and me and the others did that I'm not supposed to talk about .

Now, we probably don't have enough super strong people here to do anything exactly like that, but there's gotta be some kind of imPort Olympics That Is Better Than The Real Olympics we can set up, and then we can get all the endorsements and maybe we'll start getting hated less again. But mainly the endorsements.

So what I need to hear from you guys is ideas on what we could do. I promise you'll get a little credit for them. Like, half credit. Or a third.

Maybe.

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I hereby nominate combat quipping.

Edited 2012-08-01 13:57 (UTC)

Oh yeah, just suggest events you're gonna be able to win easily. That's fair.

You really think so? Aw, you're making me go all red.

[A considering pause.] It could be a team event? You know, like gymnastics. Which should also be an event, by the way -- I mean, have you seen the moves Batman can pull? Talk about making a guy jealous.

I haven't, but you're right. We totally gotta have gymnastics! They just need to be over a pit of spikes or fire or flaming spikes.

Also, giant crushing levers or something. You know, a Mario-style obstacle course or something.

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