☠ Three

[adventureboner]

((Text; Public))
Hey jane!
Hoo boy so shucks here we are you and me. Couple of crazy teens hanging out in the city.
Kidnapped before our time.
Id say theres something fantastical about the whole situation.
Ah ha ha yes well that seemed to be the way things work around here!
By criminy sure does feel hot in this building wouldnt you say? Id say someone must have bumped the thermostat a bit to high.
Oh hey you should check out my room too later roxy and dirk pulled a swell stunt the place practically looks like home!
Right well anyway i figured there was something i really needed to get off my chest. I think we might have gotten off on the wrong foot. Or well started on the right one stopped and went on our way feet screwed on backwards and weve been stumbling about ever since.
So you know right before we popped up here we had that chat remember? About you and me and dirk?
Aha well i mean the latter isnt nearly all that important. Dirks great and all but i think i right well botched that whole scenario.
That said perhaps we should take a few steps back.
I mean well i should. And like together we could??
Step backwards that is!! Together.

Shit this is hard. Perhaps i ought best just cut to the chase.
Jane doll. How about we head out on like a er.
A romantic rendezvous, perhaps?

Comments

[glowsferatu]

You Really Seem To Be Making A Habit Of The Most Unintended Public Broadcasts Dont You
Well Whatever Happens I Guess I Should Wish You Good Luck

[adventureboner]

You know kanaya weve had our disagreements and the like but i think more than ever i could agree my life has been broadcast a little more than i like!
But one way or another thanks.

[glowsferatu]

Part Of The Problem With Such A Glimpse Being Given Is That We Will Now Expect To Know The Result Of Course
But If Youve Already Crossed A Threshold Of Disclosure Then You Might Not Be Inclined To Share
I Wouldnt Really Like To Give You Any Undue Pressure But Uh
Well Its Become Something Of A Spectacle Now

[adventureboner]

Spectacle sounds like something of an understatement ill say hoo dang.
Definitely not the intention of the post but well. Not much to do about it now!
And no pressure undued upon me my dear. Pressure was sort of already on...

[glowsferatu]

What I Mean To Say Is
I Want To Know How It Ends

[adventureboner]

Oh!
Well shucks kanaya you should have just said so im not about to make a bit old secret out of this whole thing.
Anyhoo she already said yes if those are the ends youre asking about.

[glowsferatu]

Oh Well Thats Excellent Then
Congratulations
So What Sort Of Plans Have You Decided Upon For This Rendezvous Of Yours

[adventureboner]

I believe well be heading out next friday.
Or thats what im assuming though i cant really say what else we have in mind if anything.
Probably ought to come up with something thatll really knock her off her feet.

[glowsferatu]

That Should Be Wise Yes
And You Can Of Course Solicit The Advise Of Others To Assist In The Formation Of Such An Agenda
Do You Know What You Will Be Wearing

[adventureboner]

Uh does it matter?

[glowsferatu]

Of Course It Matters
One Cannot Arrive To A Romantic Rendezvous Looking Like Something The Lusus Dragged In
At Least Uh
Not Purposefully
Due To A Misunderstanding Of The Nature Of The The Evenings Activities
Ive Made This Mistake Before Jake And I Couldnt Bear To Allow Another To Commit It As Well

[adventureboner]

Oh well shucks id hate for that to happen.
Ill see what i can do on the matter im sure it cant be that hard.

[glowsferatu]

Well It Does Require A Certain Eye For Aesthetics
I Mean If Just Anyone Could Master Fashion Then There Wouldnt As Likely Be An Industry Dedicated To It Now Would There

[ she is offended, you have offended her. ]

[adventureboner]

((Offending people is his speciality.))

Well i wouldnt say so.
Dont you worry your pretty little head off kanaya though ill make you proud!

[glowsferatu]

Well Fine Then
You Are The Expert After All I Dont Know What I Was Thinking To Even Say Anything
Im Sure Youll Do Just Splendidly

[adventureboner]

He he glad to know i have the vote of confidence.

[glowsferatu]

[ she just hangs up. ]