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[meatloaf]

Hey, what's the big idea, here? I was just about to teach that brat a lesson!

I don't remember askin' for a return ticket, either. I've got enough to deal with when there's just two worlds to keep track of, forget about this one!

Alright, alright. Lemme see if I remember the gist, here... Fritzy communicator? Dumb superhero spiel? Turned into a disgusting human? Check, check, and check. Definitely not the digital world, or Shibuya.

You know what? At least the digimon Sovereign let me stay a digimon. This is just getting insultin'!

[there's a pause as he sighs, apparently looking around the labs. a short burst of confused and agitated sounding yelling follows.] Hey! And where the heck is my bike?

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voice;

[waiting]

For a guy who says he's been here before, you're acting pretty surprised that the Porter didn't let you keep something useful like a bike.

permavoice

[meatloaf]

Well I didn't have it to bring last time, capiche? Cut a guy some slack.

And don't tell me that friggin' malfunction is still in charge around here.

Re: permavoice

[waiting]

'Fraid so. You figure out yet how long it's been since the last time you were here?

[meatloaf]

Well, I'll tell you one thing, it was a heck of a lot warmer when I left.

[waiting]

Yeah, it's nearly Christmas. Might wanna get a good coat, if you don't have one already.

[meatloaf]

I don't think that'll be a problem. That crazy program is generous enough not to zap us here in our birthday suits, at least.

Just one thing, though. What's a christmas?

[waiting]

[ Not another one... ]

It's a human holiday around this time of the year.

[meatloaf]

Oh, yeah? I hope it ain't mandatory or anything. All this cold white junk everywhere doesn't exactly put me in the mood to celebrate.

[waiting]

It isn't, but y'might find it pretty hard to get away from it. It's harder to get away from than the snow is.

[batteroflife]

Er...well! If you don't mind my asking, what in the dickens is a 'Digimon'? I can't say I've ever heard the term before.

permavoice;

[meatloaf]

Geeze, this song and dance again? Wasn't any of you chumps paying attention last time? A digital monster, sheesh!

permavoice;

[batteroflife]

Well to be fair, I'm still rather new to this whole kit-and-caboodle. So in one way or another, it's likely I missed when you first arrived.

Regardless! I hadn't meant to ruffle any figurative feathers, I was only curious.

[meatloaf]

Eh. It's just weird that you mooks ain't ever heard of 'em, here. Everybody, and I mean everybody, at least knows what a digimon is!

voice;

[hexappeal]

Only people who like to be disgusting humans can ride bikes, sorry!

permavoice;

[meatloaf]

What? Since when? This is a friggin' outrage!

[hexappeal]

Five minutes before you got here.

[meatloaf]

Eeeeh, it figures. Just when it looks like I'm about to catch a break, and you rotten humans change the rules on me!

[hexappeal]

Hey, speak for yourself! You're rotten! And a human!