four; you try but you'll only ever treat the symptoms [voice]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

Stupid woman and her stupid cold.

[coughs, sounds slightly stuffy, and clearly irritated.] Miss a few days of patrolling and shit hits the fan, eh? Not too fond of finding a dead bodies in my trash, especially when I'm not the one putting them there. I think someone should 'fess up, save me the trouble of hunting you down.

By the way, has anyone seen Robin--the oldest one? [coughing]


Where the hell is that box of Cold Killer...


[ooc; he's referring to this.]

Comments

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

I guess the neighborhood is going to the dogs, huh?

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

More like the whole city.

[ private :: red hood ]

[phallboy.livejournal.com]

Well, it already was. But I thought you were trying to straighten up your little corner?

[ private :: m ]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

In the process, 'cept things keep getting all fucked up every time we get a new freak zapped here.

[voice]

[ravishravage.livejournal.com]

Set it on the table by you before I left. Didn't knock it over flailing around, didja?

[voice]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

I did not flail. And yeah, found it.

[voice]

[ravishravage.livejournal.com]

Last time you sneezed you almost knocked the lamp over.

[voice]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

...

It caught me off guard.

[Private :: Jason]

[meowminx]

Tim's a bit under the weather himself at the moment.

Also, heard something about a guy wearing a metal pyramid hat thing. Possibly magic, possibly invulnerable, definitely slaughtering people.

[Private :: Selina ]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

Meaning...?

Great. Any idea where I could find this lunatic?

[Private :: Jason]

[meowminx]

Meaning he can share the details if he feels like it.

No, but from what I heard, you probably don't want to find him without serious backup. Or a rocket launcher.

[Private :: selina ]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks for the info.

Oh? I just might have a rocket launcher somewhere.. or something close to it.

[insilencespeak.livejournal.com]

I am looking out for it.

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

It being...?

[insilencespeak.livejournal.com]

The situation. The territory. The thing responsible.

... Robin is busy.

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

Does this thing have a name?

I like how vague you all are.

[Private :: Jason]

[notlikeanyone]

Don't go looking for that.

What do you want?

[Private :: Tim ]

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

And why not?


What the hell were you doing bleeding all over my turf?

[Private :: Jason ]

[notlikeanyone]

Because it's why I was bleeding all over the place. I saw it dumping the body and tried to take it on. Unless you got the power to make things explode or something, you'll just be wasting your effort and getting yourself hurt too.

Worried about me?

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

Another homicidal lunatic is on the loose? Fantastic, this city is becoming less fun by the minute.

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

Fun? When was it ever?

[wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... fleecing the Foreman's faux-Indian Casino was fun. So was taking away their diamonds.

[deadthenred]

Like I told the girl a few posts back-- whiskey, mixed with honey. Works a damn sight better'n most things you can buy at the pharmacy.

The other problem, well, I don't think you'd take my help even if I offered it.

[lolnotdead.livejournal.com]

Whiskey and honey. That sounds a helluva lot better than the crap I'm taking.

That would depend on the situation.

[deadthenred]

You can heat it up too, if it suits you.

Despite my kindly demeanor, I don't take well to psychopaths.