001 [voice; Japanese. TRANSLATED IF YOU NEED IT, GAWD]

[holeheart]

[the post opens with maddening laughter. Loud, trilling and clearly insane. It goes on for a few minutes. The laugh and the following voice have an unearthly, reverberating tone]

Well well well. Looks like the Horse has got his own body now! Which means... I'm the King now. Isn't that just the best?! [more laughter]

Now, I wonder if any of you "heroes" have seen a kid sort of like me? Tall, bright orange hair, probably brooding somewhere... You can't miss him. Cause you see, me and him? We got something of a score to settle.

And I'm just going to turn this town upside-down until I find him! I'm coming for you, KUROSAKI ICHIGO! And I don't care if I have to destroy this whole city to find you!

[In a low, dangerous tone]

The old king is dead. Long live the King.

[a slashing sound of a sword and the screaming of a woman before the comm cuts out]

ooc: for those of you who want a voice sample, this one is very good

Comments

[voice: Japanese]

[satisfiedsigner]

Hn, sure he's tall?

If he isn't here yet, he probably will be. The 'porter seems like like reuniting arch enemies for some amounts of time~

[voice: Japanese foreveerrr]

[holeheart]

Oh he's pretty tall. My height, I'd say!

Oh boy oh boy! I'm so excited!!

[works for me~]

[satisfiedsigner]

[laughter. yeah, it sounds fairly insane too]

You could be short for all I know. Can't see you~

[holeheart]

Oh well, that's your problem then, isn't it!

[satisfiedsigner]

Nothing's ever my problem. No point when it could be someone else's.

[holeheart]

Heehee.

[satisfiedsigner]

Hmm, got a name? Or are you just going to be King for a while~?

[holeheart]

I ain't got a damn name. King works for now, I guess, if you HAVE to use names.

[satisfiedsigner]

Can't just say "hey you" all the time~ Too tempting to sing it.

Besides, everyone should have a name.

[holeheart]

Why? I get along fine without a name.

[satisfiedsigner]

It makes you more of a being instead of just there. A nameless presence just gets forgotten.

[holeheart]

I won't be.

[satisfiedsigner]

No. You won't~