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capeandcowl2009-08-15 04:09 pm
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AAAAAAGH SHIT!
No seriously.
SHIT!
So for the past few days I've been out on auto-pilot taking a doze and I didn't set my alarm clock. So now I've completely missed out on enlisting in a fucking war? I could have painted ENOLA GAY on my jet and everything. THOUGH, that might be kind of uncool with a few people here, so I'd need to get them all stoned first so they don't give a damn and that's way too much fucking effort. NOT IN THE MOOD. MAYBE NEXT WAR.
Speaking of war, I told that hardware shop I was eyewitness to whoever robbed them and said it was an ugly asshole with a fedora and crap stained underpants on his face. WATCH YOUR BACK AROUND THOSE PARTS REARSHANK.
So I think Tank's out doing something or another which means more time workin' on my little bugger of an aero-plane. Hey Del! You out with the war wank or whatever, or would you be up for a COMBAT marthan and booze tonight?
EDIT: HOOOOLY BLOODY HEMROIDS *BZZT* AW FUCK MY FOOT... *BZZZTTT* joisafhasfi THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE.
No seriously.
SHIT!
So for the past few days I've been out on auto-pilot taking a doze and I didn't set my alarm clock. So now I've completely missed out on enlisting in a fucking war? I could have painted ENOLA GAY on my jet and everything. THOUGH, that might be kind of uncool with a few people here, so I'd need to get them all stoned first so they don't give a damn and that's way too much fucking effort. NOT IN THE MOOD. MAYBE NEXT WAR.
Speaking of war, I told that hardware shop I was eyewitness to whoever robbed them and said it was an ugly asshole with a fedora and crap stained underpants on his face. WATCH YOUR BACK AROUND THOSE PARTS REARSHANK.
So I think Tank's out doing something or another which means more time workin' on my little bugger of an aero-plane. Hey Del! You out with the war wank or whatever, or would you be up for a COMBAT marthan and booze tonight?
EDIT: HOOOOLY BLOODY HEMROIDS *BZZT* AW FUCK MY FOOT... *BZZZTTT* joisafhasfi THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE.

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