http://kamikazeaussie.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] kamikazeaussie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2009-08-15 04:09 pm

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AAAAAAGH SHIT!

No seriously.

SHIT!

So for the past few days I've been out on auto-pilot taking a doze and I didn't set my alarm clock.  So now I've completely missed out on enlisting in  a fucking war?  I could have painted ENOLA GAY on my jet and everything.  THOUGH, that might be kind of uncool with a few people here, so I'd need to get them all stoned first so they don't give a damn and that's way too much fucking effort.  NOT IN THE MOOD.  MAYBE NEXT WAR.

Speaking of war, I told that hardware shop I was eyewitness to whoever robbed them and said it was an ugly asshole with a fedora and crap stained underpants on his face.  WATCH YOUR BACK AROUND THOSE PARTS REARSHANK.

So I think Tank's out doing something or another which means more time workin' on my little bugger of an aero-plane.  Hey Del!  You out with the war wank or whatever, or would you be up for a COMBAT marthan and booze tonight?

EDIT: HOOOOLY BLOODY HEMROIDS *BZZT* AW FUCK MY FOOT... *BZZZTTT*  joisafhasfi THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE.

[identity profile] take-theride.livejournal.com 2009-08-16 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I saw him officer, stealing chicken nuggets from a near by food joint.