http://ebola-aint-shit.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ebola-aint-shit.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2008-12-04 12:26 am

[identity profile] wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
No style... no sportsmanship, no sense of class.

I find the criminal element of this city to be entirely lacking.

[identity profile] wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
You may not have time for me. But I have plenty of time for you. By my own estimates in the short time I've been here I've cost Don Foreman something in the range of $1.5 and $1.7 million dollars. Not counting those lovely counterfeit printing plates I lifted from him.

Imagine what I could take from you...

[ voice; apparently stopping to check the communicator in the midst of death and destruction ]

[identity profile] antiduality.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Y'can say that again!

[ loud crash, static, etc. ]

[identity profile] wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone has something to lose money, women, reputations...

I've faced spies, assassins, nazis, dictators, corporations, ninjas, scientists, and even a self proclaimed immortal once.

Quiet frankly I don't find these so-called "super villains" that scary.

[ voice; OKAY JUST DESTRUCTION ]

[identity profile] antiduality.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah, thanks dad.

What about you, though? Not going to join us?

[identity profile] fuckrobertfrost.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Not cool.

I mean, blink tag? Seriously, dude.

[identity profile] sonickiss.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
A real knight in shinin' armor, huh?

[identity profile] phallboy.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
What are you, stupid?

[identity profile] phallboy.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't that make me the spider?

[identity profile] sonickiss.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Darkest.

[private]
You got it.

[identity profile] wrldsmostwanted.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
A computer virus or an ah-ah-ahchoo! virus?

[ voice ]

[identity profile] antiduality.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh definitely. An' next time dinner's on me. Heh.

[identity profile] sonickiss.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[private]
Aren't you the sweetest?

And who is it I'm thankin'?

[identity profile] phallboy.livejournal.com 2008-12-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Non, je ne suis pas, le chéri. Je me demande juste pourquoi vous croyez que je suis le prédateur ici.

[Translation: 'No, I'm not, sweetheart. I'm just wondering why you think I'm the predator here.' Unless the internet has failed me.]

Page 1 of 5