[TEXT][An extremely rushed note with poor grammar and no punctuation]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

i am sorry to all those who require my company here but i must take a leave of absence. i will be taking a trip out of state tomorrow immediately

Waspinator there is plenty of food that you are welcome to please remember to fill the bird feeders on the balcony and water my plants if you could

i hope to be back soon

please take care

Comments

[private]

[seekerfemme]

Are you going to take care of him?

[private]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

yes

[private]

[seekerfemme]

Good.

[private]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

good to see i'm not the only decepticon who still cares

[private] wtf LJ. wtf.

[seekerfemme]

...I didn't say I care




He's not allowed to go offline.

[private]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

i'd rather not lose him, no.

[satisfiedsigner]

Good luck.

Going anywhere in particular?

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

California.

[private]

[satisfiedsigner]

I think he'll be glad to see you.

[private]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

i don't know. the last thing i said to him was pretty nasty.

[permavoice] 1/2

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Nzz? Where iz Skybot going all of szudden? Doezn't - Mrzz. [pauses as he realizes that it's Skyfire's apartment, which sort of makes him the leaderbot, so questioning motives isn't really an option.]

[permavoice] 2/2

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

[second post, about half an hour later in game-time]


... How doez Wazpinator fill feederthingz?

[permavoice]

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

ah, sorry, Wapinator.

I left instructions pinned to the frudge.

I really appreciate this.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

[shuffling noise as he rifles around the fridge, looking for the right post-it or whatever]

Izn't problem. Not like Wazpinator haz lotz of other miszionz.

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Thank you, all the same. You're a good mech, Waspinator.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Really, izn't pro-

[long pause]

... Wazpinator iz a what?

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

A good mech.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

[THIS STATEMENT IS COMPLETELY BAFFLING TO HIM]

... Why?

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[/AS THOUGH THIS IS THE MOST OBVIOUS THING]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

... Beeeeeecauze Wazpinator iz Predacon?

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

So? Faction doesn't really matter.

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

... Skybot iz weird.

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[He just laughs.]