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capeandcowl2009-10-05 12:21 am
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20 // NO WORDS
[The video clicks on halfway through a panicked, wordless snarl. Waspinator's eyes are still glowing in the low light, but he's not wearing a hat and it's clear his antenna are gone. His eyes are also just fading from red to blue, and there's a bright red glow from the bottom corner of the screen. He's to enraged to notice, though.]
SHOCKWAVE!
WHERE. ARE. WAZPINATOR'Z. WINGZ. What did Shockbot do with them!?
Give them back! Right now!
[He buzzes and clutches the arm his communicator isn't attached to, hissing in pain. He stares at it as though noticing it for the first time, then swings it into the camera, baring his teeth. It's the source of the glow, a jagged mark on his forearm glowing an angry red.]
And what iz thiz!? Did Shockbot brand Wazpinator szomehow? Szlagging hurtz!
[He trails off and clutches at his head, meaning that the camera angle changes since his communicator is on his wrist. He starts mumbling frantically under his breath, but if you pay attention you can make it out.]
Wazpinator iz flier, can't be stuck on ground, can't not fly, can'tcant'can't mrrzzzt!
SHOCKWAVE!
WHERE. ARE. WAZPINATOR'Z. WINGZ. What did Shockbot do with them!?
Give them back! Right now!
[He buzzes and clutches the arm his communicator isn't attached to, hissing in pain. He stares at it as though noticing it for the first time, then swings it into the camera, baring his teeth. It's the source of the glow, a jagged mark on his forearm glowing an angry red.]
And what iz thiz!? Did Shockbot brand Wazpinator szomehow? Szlagging hurtz!
[He trails off and clutches at his head, meaning that the camera angle changes since his communicator is on his wrist. He starts mumbling frantically under his breath, but if you pay attention you can make it out.]
Wazpinator iz flier, can't be stuck on ground, can't not fly, can'tcant'can't mrrzzzt!
[AGES LATER IN-GAME]
Ou, fine. What doez Wazpinator have to do?
he is so happy. you don't even know
Are you willing to come to the lab?
sdfsajkdf 8( WILL THIS HURT, REALLY?
no. i promiiiiise. well. maybe the blood sample will. BUT YOU GET A COOL DECEPTICON BAND-AID.
It would be so much easier in the lab, all the equipment is there...
But fine. How about the apartment?
BUT I'M NOT A DECEPTICON
BUT IT'S PURPLE
Who is home right now? I really do not know, but Starscream, Soundwave, Blitzwing, Slipstream, Rumble, Courtney, and myself live there.
I'M A GREEN KIND OF PERSON. DUH.
WELL I CAN PAINT IT GREEN.
THAT'LL COME OFF
WHAT ABOUT DYE?
oh, fine. as long as it's not the cheap kind
i only use the best.
that's what she said
Yesz. Wazpinator will.
and then they kicked her out of the club.
... where are we even going with this
[OOC; backdated log? :m]
...i don't know. but it probably ends in tragedy. and gargantuan amounts of ice cream.
[ooc → of course! ♥]
i could use some ice cream :V
[OOC; one day i will learn not to backdate. :| when exactly do you want this to take place?]
what flavor ice cream? is it tea flavored?