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capeandcowl2009-10-21 12:38 am
Fifth Hit [Video]
[Courtney's in her studio, taking a break. Oh, and the wall behind her? Covered in Courtney posters.]
Hey, heroes. This is a special message from Courtney Gears. I've finished recording my debut album, which should be out next month. You're gonna love it. I think it's some of my best material ever.
And to celebrate the release of my latest single, Taking Off With You, I'm making you all a great offer! I've got ten signed Courtney posters to give away; if you want one, just ask, and you can have it for free. Not bad, huh?
Keep on doing what you're doing, superheroes! Courtney out.
[She waves.]
[Private; encrypted to Starscream; unhackable]
Starscream, darling. I know we're both very busy right now, but it feels like weeks since we last really did anything together. You can't always be tired. Sometimes a girl wants a little attention, you know.
Hey, heroes. This is a special message from Courtney Gears. I've finished recording my debut album, which should be out next month. You're gonna love it. I think it's some of my best material ever.
And to celebrate the release of my latest single, Taking Off With You, I'm making you all a great offer! I've got ten signed Courtney posters to give away; if you want one, just ask, and you can have it for free. Not bad, huh?
Keep on doing what you're doing, superheroes! Courtney out.
[She waves.]
[Private; encrypted to Starscream; unhackable]
Starscream, darling. I know we're both very busy right now, but it feels like weeks since we last really did anything together. You can't always be tired. Sometimes a girl wants a little attention, you know.

[encrypted to Courtney]
... anyway. Ah. Well. I.
...
I have been distant lately, haven't I? What would you like to do..?
[encrypted]
[Smirk.]
That's better, sweet cheeks. We might have day jobs, but you can start by being around at least one evening a week. And be there when I want you in the bedroom.
[encrypted]
And look, when I'm in the bedroom and when I'm not is up to me, thank you.
[encrypted]
But would you tell Slipstream to quit threatening me? She's been nothing but a total glitch to me ever since that pathetic excuse for a sleepover.
[encrypted]
... fine, I'll tell her.
What happened with that sleepover, anyway?
[encrypted]
Good. Oh, Slipstream brought in some space trash, Blackarachnia or whatever her name was. She spat some kind of web at me for no reason at all! And then they both ganged up on me. That insolent femme needs to know her place.
[encrypted]
Ahaha, Blackarachnia. You'll be happy to know that her recent desertation means we'll be hunting her down for execution.
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