001 [Video]

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

Gee willikers, this is a neat-o gadget, i'n't? [shakes comm] And I got a real nice necklace out of it, too! [jangles dog tags]

But . . .
[She looks a little miffed, but in a benign sort of way]
. . . now, I don't mind if people need my help—it is the whole point of being a hero, right?—but I would have preferred to have been asked first before being taken away from my teammates back in Milwaukee and bringing me back to [she takes a look around] New York City! It would have been the polite thing to do, y'know?

[Her tail wraps around her body briefly as she wonders with an undertone of worry]
I hope mom doesn't see me and lecture me about leaving, she doesn't get the importance of saving people versus high school!

[Chipper]
I guess the sooner I do whatever I need to do the sooner I can head on back to Wisconsin! Can someone please direct me in the direction of where heroing needs to be done and I'll get right to work! Oh, and if anyone sees a cute li'l squirrel with a cute li'l pink bow, her name's Tippy-toe and will you please send her off in my direction? She must be scared. And hungry. Please give her some walnuts, they're her favorite. Thanks!

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COMBO AHOY 1 of ??

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

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DONE

[la-belette.livejournal.com]

OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU

[beargodjunior.livejournal.com]

...are you a squirrel?

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

Yes! I'm Squirrel Girl!

What are you?

Voice;

[ahhmahgawd]

Well you're a right breath of fresh air, girl. Ain't not too many people around here like you.

Mah name's Sam Guthrie. Welcome to the city.

Voice;

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's not so surprising. There were never many squirrel mutants in New York City when I was last here, either!

Nice to meet you, Sam!

[voice] /hesitantly references canon...

[chlorodermic.livejournal.com]

...Wisconsin, huh?

[paaaaaauses]

For curiosity's sake, you wouldn't happen to know about a building made out of cheese, would you?

[voice] haha

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's where my team's base is!

Hmm, no I haven't been to a place like that yet. But it could be on Flatman's list of tourist traps to show me!

[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

Well, this is new.

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

What is, miss?

voice

[justhitjackpot.livejournal.com]

[there's a long silence as Travis stares, mouth agape, at what he's just seen. A squirrel girl is almost like a cat girl and REALLY, he's not gonna discriminate.]

You--wha...?
...aw, fuck. Please be 18.

voice; oh god lol

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

You should wash your mouth out with soap, mister.

[voice]

[drainy-brainy.livejournal.com]

.....No, that's wrong.

[voice]

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

What is?

[Video]

[seyfertsalvage.livejournal.com]

[A boy with bushy eyebrows and wide green eyes appears on screen.]

"Heh and I thought I was the only Wisconsinite here. Look this might be hard to explain but you're kind of far from home. Like... alternate dimension far."

[Video]

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

You look familiar.

Alternate dimension? For real?

[shockheadedpete.livejournal.com]

Listen here, kid: the cops are way too busy to be lookin' up in trees for your lost squirrel, see? 'Cause it's a squirrel anyway, and trees is where they belong at, got it?

So don't even think about it!

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

[taken aback]

Oh, gee, mister, I just meant if you happened to see her on the street!

She's a good squirrel, I promise, she's okay to be out of the trees.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

hahahaha

that is actually kind of endearing how earnest you are

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

I take what I do very seriously!

[liverletdie]

Squirrel Girl. Great.

[beargodjunior.livejournal.com]

Why am I not surprised you don't like her?

Voice

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Ruh-oh.

[starts making squirrel squeak noises]

Voice

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

Who is this?

[osreborn]

[A moment, as he pulls open his Initiative files. Then his video will click on.]

Squirrel Girl of the Great Lakes Initiative. There's a surprise.

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

Hello, Mister Iron Patriot!

I've been hearing that a lot. I guess no one expected me to come here!

video.

[symmachy]

My, my. You're certainly unique, aren't you.

video.

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

I suppose I am! But I really think I'm pretty normal otherwise.

[iamnotthemom.livejournal.com]

Most adults don't get the importance of saving people versus high school.

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

You've had the same trouble?

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, miss! I'm Vash the Stampede!

I'm afraid it's not as easy as beating the bad guys and being back in time for supper, though. I've been here for a year, now. I did get sent back once, but as soon as I had tied up my loose ends I found myself back here again. It's not a bad place though, once you get used to it.

I'll keep an eye out for your squirrel. Those are the pushy little rodents with the bushy tails, right?

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

Hi, Mister Vash!

A year? Wow . . . don't you miss home?

Yes! But I wouldn't call them pushy. They're very enthusiastic.

video forever;

[igotsawarhammer.livejournal.com]

You gots a squirrel too? Ifs I see her, I'll tell you. Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah.

[Holds up a squirrel.]

This is Baby Doctor Whiskers. Maybe when you finds your squirrel we can all play hide and seek!

video forever; [OH GOD I HOPE IT'S NOT RABID I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED]

[skirrel.livejournal.com]

Thank you, li'l guy! She has a pink ribbon, she's very easy to spot.

Oh! I haven't met anyone else that's had a squirrel friend! That's a very unique name. Tippy-toe loves to play hide 'n' seek.