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[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

[You see Jan, clad in a bra, on a bed. It's been a while! Tony is behind her with a pair of pants, trying to get them on her. He is clearly annoyed but she is laughing. You may also see two empty champagne bottles on the ground, if your eyes are good enough.]

Hey guys! Miss me? I was a little tied up-- haha!-- for a few days but I'm here now!

[There is drunken laughter.]

GOD, Tony, for a guy who is good at taking pants off a girl, you really suck at putting them on!

By the way, lawyers of the city, can one legally obtain a divorce even though their spouse doesn't exist? Someone get back to me on that.

Comments

voice;

[hulkkeysmash.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be drinking so much after being so dehydrated, Jan.

voice;

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

HEY BANNER

HEY HEY

I saw you blushing when I was in the tub. I bet you got hard, too.

voice;

[hulkkeysmash.livejournal.com]

We shouldn't be discussing this here.

[tothebalkans.livejournal.com]

[HORRIFIED]

[ ACTION ]

[liverletdie]

[ He's still trying to get those on her. ]

Come on, Jan. Bruce is about to have a heart attack, you need to get some clothes on.

[ ACTION ]

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

[Jan is squirming away. This is kind of fun.]

I haven't worn clothes in two weeks, one more day won't matter!

[ ACTION ]

[liverletdie]

[ Tony just gets impatient, and finally pushes her down to the bed, and lays a leg across her stomach. ]

I know, but we can't have a discussion if Bruce can't even look at you without turning red.

[tothebalkans.livejournal.com]

........................Jan?

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeey Wanda!

When are we going to try out that secret bondage room you have in your castle?

[tothebalkans.livejournal.com]

Secret bondage...

Jan, this behavior is disgusting.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

hey, word up

how you doing

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

Hey person I don't know!

I love alcohol. I'm good.

[grenadeball.livejournal.com]

we briefly talked over the comm

tank girl, got a kind of butch look (most of the time), i'm bruce's unofficial therapist

alcohol is a wonderful thing to love

all our greatest thinkers and poets loved booze

[canbleadernow.livejournal.com]

Some people have no shame and will put anything up on the network.

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

How are you seriously a bitch in every universe? Does your bitchiness just carry over? I'd love to know.

[canbleadernow.livejournal.com]

If your faux-class carries over to every universe then I suppose my bitchiness does.

And put some pants on for god sake, there's no airbrushing out that cellulite in your legs in real life.

text | ENCRYPTED to KARLA; unhackable

[out-of-beta.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT THINK CIVILIAN DESIGNATION: NORMAN OSBORN WOULD
FIND THIS BEHAVIOR APPROPRIATE
FOR MS. MARVEL
DO YOU_

Re: text | ENCRYPTED to KARLA; unhackable

[canbleadernow.livejournal.com]

I don't know who the hell you are, but you need to stay out of my business.

[meowminx]

Didn't know Tony was into bondage.

[liverletdie]

You must think pretty low of me, if you think I'd take advantage of a friend when she's drunk.

[meowminx]

Didn't know she was a friend and not talking about the pants.

[objectiondenied.livejournal.com]

Considering there's no documentation of the marriage here, I'd say you don't need to.

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

Thank you!

[plantpacifist.livejournal.com]

Yeeesh. Not that I don't appreciate the view, but don't you think this is a little too much information?

[youmakemesmall.livejournal.com]

Not reallllly.