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capeandcowl2009-10-31 10:30 pm
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Mile Marker 001
[typed]
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Where is the nearest bar? Where do you get smokes around here? Do you get lessons for this thing?
-Crescent Charmer
[audio feed]
THERE we go! Man, that took forever to figure out. Hey hey there everyone, my name isszsh... Crescent Charmer, that's right, and I'm new here in town, looking for an escort to show me all the fun places adults hang out. You know, dancing, booze, cards, pool - anywhere there's a party or enough people to get a party going. I don't mind a leisurely stroll since I've spent the better part of a year walking long miles at least 2-5 times a month. Don't worry - I have showered since I got here! Shout-out to my man Mitch for showing me where to find a warm bed and a place to stay last night. Still gotta have a beer some time!
But that aside... this place looks pretty cool. I haven't been in a city this big since we left Chang'an and Sanzo drug me halfway to India in the backseat of a jeep. It looks kinda different from anywhere I've seen in China though... I can read the street signs, so that's enough for me, I guess. Apparently I'm in New York City? Or the United States? I heard both, so sorry but I'm definitely not from around here. I'm great at reading a map though!
And they called me a 'hero'? That's pretty cool - I figure there's gotta be an expectation that comes along with that, huh? Well don't worry, I am an expert at fending off any youkai that go berserk around here. Or stopping petty crimes, I can do that too. I can fight with and without a weapon, so no training needed here! But if anyone's not nearly as lucky as me to have shown up here knowing how to defend yourself without any 'powers' you've got, I can spar with ya. I realize I'm no teacher, but practice makes perfect~
[typed]
Later! ♥
a- fe- s 3 h 5g a dl; q2,? g* ~~o $ j Y !0 ([{\|
Where is the nearest bar? Where do you get smokes around here? Do you get lessons for this thing?
-Crescent Charmer
[audio feed]
THERE we go! Man, that took forever to figure out. Hey hey there everyone, my name isszsh... Crescent Charmer, that's right, and I'm new here in town, looking for an escort to show me all the fun places adults hang out. You know, dancing, booze, cards, pool - anywhere there's a party or enough people to get a party going. I don't mind a leisurely stroll since I've spent the better part of a year walking long miles at least 2-5 times a month. Don't worry - I have showered since I got here! Shout-out to my man Mitch for showing me where to find a warm bed and a place to stay last night. Still gotta have a beer some time!
But that aside... this place looks pretty cool. I haven't been in a city this big since we left Chang'an and Sanzo drug me halfway to India in the backseat of a jeep. It looks kinda different from anywhere I've seen in China though... I can read the street signs, so that's enough for me, I guess. Apparently I'm in New York City? Or the United States? I heard both, so sorry but I'm definitely not from around here. I'm great at reading a map though!
And they called me a 'hero'? That's pretty cool - I figure there's gotta be an expectation that comes along with that, huh? Well don't worry, I am an expert at fending off any youkai that go berserk around here. Or stopping petty crimes, I can do that too. I can fight with and without a weapon, so no training needed here! But if anyone's not nearly as lucky as me to have shown up here knowing how to defend yourself without any 'powers' you've got, I can spar with ya. I realize I'm no teacher, but practice makes perfect~
[typed]
Later! ♥
[voice]
[voice]
[voice]
Trust me, though, you're a long way from China.